Why doesn't Justine come on MN and discuss thongs

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I love MN and have no intention of flouncing. I'm also not invested in The Thread That Must Not be Named, but ..

Lots of MNetters are upset/angry/confused about that and other matters. Long term posters are getting banned. Moderation policy is bewildering.

I remember when it were all fields round here Justine used to regularly engage with the membership. Can't she do it again, to resolve matters and show us we're still loved?

I am vaguely aware of what's been occurring and it is a sorry state.

Just like I'm vaguely aware that some weird folk like wearing knickers that sit in their bum cracks and feel it's a sorry state!
Out of curiosity, are things just an acceptance of the inevitable? Do women get some fed up and bored of having to discretely pull their knickers out of their arse that they eventually decide to just give in, go whole hog and wear a thong?

Can't wait for Justine to come back and tell us!

(Do we almost have a full mumsnet dress code now btw? Thong, mum boots, scarf...just need someone to tell me about the correct clothing now. Gonna look a bit odd walking round dressed like that!!)

A tons of terrible spelling there.
It's early, only had one coffee and not good at phone mumsnetting

I bought a packet of full briefs by mistake. Theyve been a revelation I tell you no going back now 😂

All this talk about thongs I hope Justine gets back soon. The suspenders is killing me.

Kate can you however confirm whether Justine is a thong girl or a sensible big pant girl

Sorry this thread has given me chuckling over lunch.

How on earth would Kate know what style of knickers Justine wears, Nellie?!?! I mean, I have no idea what type of knickers my BFFs wear, let alone any of my female colleagues!

But I think I'm going to follow magi's idea and go and buy some Sloggis - they sound nice and comfy!!

'So whilst a handful of people want things done their way, the vast majority of users have no idea what the recent knicker twisting has been all about'

Yes could anyone sum it up in a nutshell?