Why doesn't Justine come on MN and discuss thongs

[Puggsville]

I love MN and have no intention of flouncing. I'm also not invested in The Thread That Must Not be Named, but ..

Lots of MNetters are upset/angry/confused about that and other matters. Long term posters are getting banned. Moderation policy is bewildering.

I remember when it were all fields round here Justine used to regularly engage with the membership. Can't she do it again, to resolve matters and show us we're still loved?

The thong icon must come with Justine or we will launch a protest.
Best typo ever!

Packet pants or individual matching sets? Oh the dilemma.

Buzz I briefly thought Vulture was doing recaps of MN threads. I mean I'd read them.

Can someone tell me what events have unfolded pretty please?

Does anyone every wear them in real life? I tried one on once and thought I'd been tricked into some kind of bondage wear.

Seriously, why would you? Maybe they're compulsory at MNHQ - to keep everyone on their toes

No - cannot be doing with thongs. My arse is always trying to eat my knickers as it is OP

I hate thongs, I think they give me piles!

No one BUT NO ONE looks good in a thong...it's just the thought of a bit of material rubbing along someone's A hole...vom

I have put far too much thought into this but I reckon Justine doesn't wear a thong. I think she wears something like this.

£29!!!!!!!!

I expect she can afford the £29 knickers, HoneyDragon. But, having said that, I bet she's rather more canny with her ordinary underwear?!

But but £29 is extortionate for a cheese wire arse cutter, praps a pack of 5 maybe worth that but not a single toilet torturer surely

Tesco and M&S do packs of five for about a fiver

Yep and club card points on the Tesco ones!

M&S cotton ones are good for spinning. Don't ask me how/why.

This is the best typo since the OP who was concerned that her dinner guests would think that she was serving them a cheap meal because she had used "minge" (rather than "mince")

This has made my day.

I missed that one. Is it in classics?

where is Justine? I just don't understand why she didn't answer my call to arms ...

It's not a kitchen table......

Has anyone atted her? Like this

@JustineMumsnet this thread needs your attention asap, pleaseandthankyou

PS pics of thongs required

She's probably on holiday with Boff, comparing notes about shitty - or otherwise - hotels and naice restaurants!

Puggsville thank you so much.

You win MN today. I thought the wooly hugs ibezzling money for wine and cocaine post was funny, but this really made me chuckle

FWIW Justine should say something.

I don't understand what I'm missing!

*embezzling!

Still making me chuckle :)

Justine really should do a talk about thongs.