Quote of the week?

[Flamesparrow]

From WWW on the moon landing hoax thread...

"pmsl at 'rocket science isn't that complicated' ! oh so it's like that other stupifyingly simple trade, brain surgery, then?"

It's that time again. Well, actually, I'm being organised and reminding you at least twelve hours before I need to pick one. Get me.

"You wait until you've got a toddler and someone else is flapping about their precious baby - you'll feel like shouting at them "OH for God's sake, he may be bigger and move more, but he's still a baby, what are you looking at him like that for? He's not the antichrist!" - Colditz

Notquitecockney "Well, I looked it up to check, and, unsurprisingly, it's "bits of poo". What were you expecting it to be? Elves?"

Anyone else? That last one made me giggle but, considering I have to explain the context in the actual newsletter, I think it's best left, don't you? Not sure that rimming quotes are quite where we're at just now.

Bundle nominated something from a labour thread here . Rimming-free.

(I'm guessing no part of the "sparkly knitwear is code for pegging" thread is appropriate either? )

Ta - but am still looking for that certain something...

There was a U and non-U thread ... title something about "what" and "pardon" that might have some good non-rimming material?

Ta - found something now.

Gissa kiss Abby

What? In public?

Get 'em in, please. x

By Enid on Fri 19-Jan-07 22:06:26
mine sticks out massively

cool is it a pulling thing

AND

By CountessDracula on Sat 20-Jan-07 17:35:58
I am going to a 40th tonight too

I may stuff one of my bra chicken fillet things down my knickers and see if I can catch any men letching at my porky minge

both from this thread

hurrah, if noboby else suggests anything you HAVE to use one of htese rude ones

noooooo!

was just about to post CD's quote from your bulgey fanjo thread MamaG and you beat me to it!

very much doubt it'll make it, but i like it

oh I do hope so

Ahem, there are standards... The newsletter goes out to 50,000 or so members, not all of whom are talk-posters. (CD, that's disgusting, btw.)

Oh come on people... surely one of you must have said something highly amusing that wasn't also obscene?

I wouldn't bank on it

i think these quotes from enid :

By Enid on Wed 24-Jan-07 11:50:24

Ok the worst thing about having three: imagine the most stressful moment with your two children. Now add a screaming baby.

By Enid on Wed 24-Jan-07 11:54:12

the best.. just having three, wonderful, different, changing little people in your home, the chatter, the laughing, the noise, the clutter, the happiness.

from the thread in relationships about being pg with 3rd baby and what its like having 3.

blardy hell ! porky minge

I think this one on the thread on 'In the news' about the 3 year old who was thrown off a plane.

HumphreyCushion on Tue 23-Jan-07 20:10:47

Easy way to get free tickets, plus the roundtrip tickets though!
Anyone know if you can still get hold of blue Smarties? - give a few of those to your child, plus a can of coke or two.
Bingo - free tickets!

Thank you my dears, I sort of settled for half-way when it came to humour v obscenity... as tomorrow's newsletter will attest.

It's that time again.

this thread

By sunnywong on Wed 24-Jan-07 12:44:53
I'll take my mingers over and you bring your Winston Churchill/bald with headband babies

Can we have a thread of the week please