Quote of the week?

[Flamesparrow]

From WWW on the moon landing hoax thread...

"pmsl at 'rocket science isn't that complicated' ! oh so it's like that other stupifyingly simple trade, brain surgery, then?"

[Greensleeves]

[Greensleeves]

By LLanFFransisco on Thu 01-Mar-07 21:34:23


"You can judge a nursery by it's walls."

It's perfect.

[SlightlyMadScientist]

from NOckney

[SlightlyMadScientist]

Thing is, it could be a 'flu (and not that 'flu that everyone gets when they just have a cold but want sympathy, or are in possession of a penis), which means it's much worse than a cold, but still essentially untreatable.


Hold on a sec & I will paste link to thread. Clipboard can only copewith one thing at a time

[UnquietDad]

My nomination!

By NomDePlume on Wed 28-Feb-07 15:55:58
How exactly do you get pregnant from snogging girls in pubs ?

[AbbyMumsnet]

Am so impressed that I haven't had to remind you all. Am having a Miss Jean B moment.

[MamaG]

still think my recommendatino is best

[HEIFER]

MORE onfused
bendy iw as makign a very rare effort to eb understanding

Posted by Cod!....

[FluffyMummy123]

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[MerlinsBeard]

definatly that one! Sums up exactly what we are allowed to say and exactly how we all feel about that thing

[SlightlyMadScientist]

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From Marthamoo on the SWMNBN legal action thread...

[NewDKmum]

This is so true!

By fortyplus on Sat 24-Feb-07 18:40:35 thread in Chat 'When I was pregnant I felt...'

Pregnancy might not be an illness, but if you had half the symptoms and you weren't pregnant you'd think you were dying, wouldn't you?

[MamaG]

A very insightful comment below:-


By WelshBoris on Fri 23-Feb-07 09:35:52

I know for a fact there are some very cool lovely visitors to the tea shop, MamaG, Mellowma and Allie are all top notch birds.

from this thread

[NadineBaggott]

I vote for jimjams P&T thread quote further down this thread.

1. I wholeheartedly agree and
2. I just love jimjams

[Pruni]

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[hunkermunker]

Not that I want to post against my own quote...

But I liked this:

By marthamoo on Mon 19-Feb-07 11:13:51
It sneaks up on you though. One day: fine. Next day: trousers like Michael Jackson's.


from this thread: here about trouser length for boys.

[RustyBear]

I love this:

from "I've got that weird dizzy thing we had threads about before"

Chillout on Fri 16-Feb-07 20:47:04

Deja flu?

[turquoise]

This from the wedding stripper thread was my favourite of the week:

By hunkermunker on Mon 12-Feb-07 23:46:59

Just be aware that when people say "what a lovely spread" they might not be talking about the buffet...

[willow2]

Don't start.

[FluffyMummy123]

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[KathyMCMLXXII]

Oh ROFL @ MrsBadger and her sparkling grout.

[OttergavebirthonValentines]

lol at cods preoccupation with wank denials

[JackieNo]

How about MrsBadger's particularly thorough beauty routine:

"shampoo hair, apply conditioner, pin up, apply face mask, bleach grout, scrub with toothbrush, rinse grout, rinse face, rinse hair, wash body, emerge clean and gleaming with sparkling grout, shiny hair and unclogged pores.

where's the bad? "

From this thread .

[Anchovy]

On the what to do at half term thread there was a cracker from Issymum:

"I think there may be a special place reserved in Hell for a mother who swans off to her office in London for a whole week leaving her children in the care of someone she found at the 11th hour on the internet and whose references she hasn't yet managed to check."