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Quote of the week?

144 replies

Flamesparrow · 27/11/2006 23:51

From WWW on the moon landing hoax thread...

"pmsl at 'rocket science isn't that complicated' ! oh so it's like that other stupifyingly simple trade, brain surgery, then?"

OP posts:
VioletBaudelaire · 10/02/2007 13:47

Another vote here for the 'wank denial statement'!

FluffyMummy123 · 10/02/2007 14:11

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ThisValenTime · 11/02/2007 00:26

Thanks for link cod, though not sure about the fanjo-covering shelf - kind of looks like a long vest and you've forgotten to wear the bum part...

QUOTE OF THE WEEK..........

ThisValenTime · 11/02/2007 00:28

longbacked swimsuit

Miaou · 13/02/2007 13:32

This from the What's the worst thing that you've seen at a wedding? thread:

"Embarrasingly enough he also has to admit that his first wife was hospitalised on their wedding day as well in freak allergic to wedding cake happening."

(Pruni suggested it but I wasn't going to let it go - oh no ...)

Pruni · 13/02/2007 13:33

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AbbyMumsnet · 14/02/2007 11:59

Any more out there?

FluffyMummy123 · 14/02/2007 15:02

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DrDaddy · 14/02/2007 15:14

Given that it's Valentine's this week, it has to be:

By bitrude on Tue 13-Feb-07 18:53:01

I decided to make a home video...for dh, for valentines day...I had a shower...did my hair..shaved my fanjo...put some sexy undies on (and then took them off!) And let the camcorder roll!!!

nailpolish · 14/02/2007 15:18

here

Cappucino "and she has obviously washed her hair"

ROFL

NotQuiteCockney · 14/02/2007 15:19

I am going to be dreadfully foreign and recommend myself: "I strongly recommend that you stop picking slugs up with your mouth. Or if you must, try holding onto them with your lips, so they can't slither down the back of your throat and make you gag." From this thread.

nailpolish · 14/02/2007 15:21

oh PLEASE pick cappucino

NotQuiteCockney · 14/02/2007 15:21

Oooh, np's one is better really. Good thread.

nailpolish · 14/02/2007 15:22

nqc you get the special barftastic wooden spoon

CountessDracula · 14/02/2007 15:24

I nominate cod for the

no

no
no
no one cares abotu other peopeles kids
booooooooooooooooooooooooring

post on this thread

KathyMCMLXXII · 14/02/2007 15:26

I think 'I'm thinking of doing a burlesque style strip at my wedding reception' is a pretty good quote in itself, actually.

LieselVentouse · 14/02/2007 15:54

The nippel tasles at DC's christening was much better though. Cant remember who posted

nailpolish · 14/02/2007 16:01

liesel that was moi

LieselVentouse · 14/02/2007 16:07

T'was ffunny

Anchovy · 14/02/2007 16:09

On the what to do at half term thread there was a cracker from Issymum:

"I think there may be a special place reserved in Hell for a mother who swans off to her office in London for a whole week leaving her children in the care of someone she found at the 11th hour on the internet and whose references she hasn't yet managed to check."

JackieNo · 15/02/2007 12:08

How about MrsBadger's particularly thorough beauty routine:

"shampoo hair, apply conditioner, pin up, apply face mask, bleach grout, scrub with toothbrush, rinse grout, rinse face, rinse hair, wash body, emerge clean and gleaming with sparkling grout, shiny hair and unclogged pores.

where's the bad? "

From this thread .

OttergavebirthonValentines · 15/02/2007 12:16

lol at cods preoccupation with wank denials

KathyMCMLXXII · 15/02/2007 13:09

Oh ROFL @ MrsBadger and her sparkling grout.

FluffyMummy123 · 15/02/2007 16:32

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willow2 · 15/02/2007 20:13

Don't start.