Right, so you know JustineMumsnet...

[nochocolateforlentteacake]

What about the 'other one'? Wasn't there 2 founders? What happened to the other one whose name I can't remember?

What none of you know, but I always like to imagine, is that Justine and Carrie are really called Doris and Brenda.

That's how I always fondly refer to them in my head.

@EmpressOfJurisfiction

But, but in the Standard article last night Boris Johnson claimed MN started because he scared away your au pair! LIES!

Indeed. Let's just say Bojo has a liberal interpretation of truth - wouldn't want it to spoil a good tale .

Kerchink, kerchink....just connected ...

sangria, 'brenda' is Her Madge, always was, always will be, see Private Eye, so 'doris' is/was..?

I vote that 'doris', doing her meeting and greeting and ambassadorial stuff, but now swimming with the fishes, gotta be....everybody's Mum?

Wow!

Zombie met Tech at the party last week. He's lovely.

She also met ShamTech. He's lovely too.

And only Royals talk about themselves in the third party, so you are..?

Err, in deference, I'm bowing slowly and backwards, towards the door...

so you are..?

One could ask the same of you.

It's just a posting style.

And it's somewhat more understandable than your previous post :o

Only royalty and Zombie, jacana!

What about Olivia? She was here when I moved in 8 years ago. I thought she was one of the elite.

I explained a while ago on another thread. Justine keeps Carrie in the cellar and let's her out occasionally if there is an event that needs attending that doesn't have a bar.

I love Olivia btw.

Zombie, is he all 'Merican now?

Didn't Olivia have twins?

Yup, she has twins. You can tell she has twins, her AHEM has got much more Ahemier.

Justine

Jacana Zombie is Mumsnet Royalty in the very best sense. We all love Zombie lots. Even if she does keep beating me at Scrabble .

NoChocolate Yes. Olivia has Peace and Love.

Honey Why are you in mourning?