IT'S THE CHRISTMAS NAME CHANGE COMPETITION!

[ChristmasKateMumsnet]

Just hear that name change jingling ring-ting-tingling too
Come on it’s lovely weather for a name change together doo dooooo
On thread the posts are forming and MNers are calling “yoo hoo”
Come on it’s lovely weather for a name change together doo dooooo

It’s that most magical time of year where we bring out our festive user names from storage and glitz up the boards!

We’re after seasonal name changes that are a play on your usual name– to enter, post here under your new name, and tell us what your normal name is. You have till next Monday (the 15th) to post, then we’ll create poll of the ten best names, and you can vote for your favourite.

The Mumsnetter with the most popular name will receive this rather charming copy Cars and Trucks and Things That Go, an adaption of the Richard Scarry classic by Paul Smith

My Christmas name change is rubbish.... but yours doesn't have to be! Get creative and MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

Fuckit.
< slides vodka over without anyone noticing this time >

cantthinkofawittyusername

My first ever Christmas namechange!

Usually Inselaffe.

Not very imaginative but I am proud of myself considering I can't usually muster anything.

hahaha!

Am usually Blessedandgrateful

Goes one better than IsawMommyFolknSantaClaus and offers Todka with bells and whistles

(EauPea)

ilikepie usually. Vote to pigletinablanketjohn.

No! We cannot be bribed!

Santa hats off to everyone - some truly inspired names here

We've managed to whittle it down to this shortlist - go and vote for you favourite now!

Oh, such good ones - so hard to choose! (Can't believe PigletinaBlanketJohn didn't make it though...)

Everyone's on fine form this festive season - FelixFelixNavidad gets my vote

Why isn't my vote showing?

Can't believe i've missed the buggering shortlisting. This one was a winner too.

No way! I'm on the list! . I thought it was a good 'un when DH actually LOL'd and said his usual compliment 'that's funny, for you'. He thinks he is the sole wit of the family so I will play this card for the next 12 months at least!

Of course it's not the winning that counts but getting short listed has made my Christmas!

Ooh! I'm in the poll

First time ever.

It's an honour just to be nominated.

Wow, I'm on the list how exciting .

I came up with the nn in the bath, must give me some magic mental powers as this sort of thing I'm usually terrible at what an excuse to have lots of long relaxing baths

Well sod you all...

I like your name alpaca stocking #alpacawuzrobbed
Go for AlpacaCremeEggInMyGobOrFive at Easter and I shall vote for you.
(I don't think GettingEggyWithIt is going to make the shortlist but hell I am more organised on here than in real life!) But yay! many thanks for the nomination and any votes...this is my third nomination(!) so I am used to losing# and am already wearing my fixed Oscar grin in a Brendan-from-Strictly stylee (except his rictus grin this year was every time they were saved, pissed myself). Deep breath, camera looms, false smile, humble speechtis the taking part that ah feck it who am I trying to kid
As it is am not sure eligible cos I am overseas but do name changes for shits and giggles.
Adore your name Tinselaffe as I am an inselaffe too....
For anyone thinking WTF...literally translating, the Germans call us Brits 'island apes' due to our insular nature (which means i fit in quite well in fairly insular Franconia but I always think of Planet of the apes whenever I hear it).
Maybe mnhq can send me an honorary award in a decade....in the meantime Happy Christmas one and all and do think of me if The Great Escape comes on the telly this year.

#was 'just resting my mince pies' last year and 'eggry to diseggry' in a previous Easter comp. Classics I tell ya! #figgywuzrobbed

#PigletInABlanketJohnwuzpixielottrobbed

Legend.

am now yearning for a Greggs stop send me a sausage roll stop
they do not exist here stop oh the humanity stop

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas a foregone conclusion, Reastie's going to win"

And I thought BobCrabbShit was going to be the runaway victor. You got my vote Bob

Testing new name.

Did not work??

I'm voting for GodReastieMerryGentlemen aka Reastie

I don't even have children but look how funny mine is

I'm on the list! yay! I had a horrible night of hardly any sleep and consequently feel awful - but this put a big grin on my face! thank you!

I think we can guess who is most likely to win, but Alice you got my vote. just so funny!

when is the winner going to be announced Kate ?