IT'S THE CHRISTMAS NAME CHANGE COMPETITION!

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Just hear that name change jingling ring-ting-tingling too
Come on it’s lovely weather for a name change together doo dooooo
On thread the posts are forming and MNers are calling “yoo hoo”
Come on it’s lovely weather for a name change together doo dooooo

It’s that most magical time of year where we bring out our festive user names from storage and glitz up the boards!

We’re after seasonal name changes that are a play on your usual name– to enter, post here under your new name, and tell us what your normal name is. You have till next Monday (the 15th) to post, then we’ll create poll of the ten best names, and you can vote for your favourite.

The Mumsnetter with the most popular name will receive this rather charming copy Cars and Trucks and Things That Go, an adaption of the Richard Scarry classic by Paul Smith

My Christmas name change is rubbish.... but yours doesn't have to be! Get creative and MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

I love festive name changing but every time I do there's bad weather then it confuses people and everything gets all out of sorts!

Normally Archfarchnad, which is the Welsh word for supermarket. I don't think Archangelfarchnad is the Welsh word for anything.

Does a quick little twirl though
Badkitten obviously.

Sunna here.

Normally will you do the fandango, then frazzled fandango, now

Three frazzled fandangos only works if you sing it

Previously MostGhostsAreMad.

FanjoForTheMammaries here

Slight change. Losing the fanjo. More catchy (fanjoforthemammaries)

Barbeasty

Theeverexpandingrodders

Formerly known as MajesticWhine

Normally HypodeemicNerdle but couldn't think of a good Christmassy name that linked with it. I was inspired by a Slinky Malinki book that appears at our house every christmas

The original, as found in the telephone directory ChippyMinton

hmm, first attempt here. may try again tomorrow when my one remaining braincell wakes up again. (blackeyedsusan)

I'm usually LollipopViolet :)

Usually petulagordino

Seeing AF's namechange always heralds the start of the festive season for me

Lookslikeimstuckhere

Usually Lookslikeimstuckhere.

Wanted LooksLikeImStuckUpTheChimney but didn't want it trailing off like that

Usually SausagesMightFly

FuckyNell

Normally PrettyPictures92

OhIDoLikeToBeBeside

Some really good ones again this year.

Tis me, MrsV, usually. I'm also MrsChristmas usually too so I'll never win

I did toy with MrsChristmasVamoose but it felt wrong.

I nominate AnyFuckerForAMincePie, cracks me up, then perfect hostess.