IT'S THE CHRISTMAS NAME CHANGE COMPETITION!

[ChristmasKateMumsnet]

Just hear that name change jingling ring-ting-tingling too
Come on it’s lovely weather for a name change together doo dooooo
On thread the posts are forming and MNers are calling “yoo hoo”
Come on it’s lovely weather for a name change together doo dooooo

It’s that most magical time of year where we bring out our festive user names from storage and glitz up the boards!

We’re after seasonal name changes that are a play on your usual name– to enter, post here under your new name, and tell us what your normal name is. You have till next Monday (the 15th) to post, then we’ll create poll of the ten best names, and you can vote for your favourite.

The Mumsnetter with the most popular name will receive this rather charming copy Cars and Trucks and Things That Go, an adaption of the Richard Scarry classic by Paul Smith

My Christmas name change is rubbish.... but yours doesn't have to be! Get creative and MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

Mine, I'd quite like a Richard Scarry book, too.

ChestyNut reporting for duty

I'm usually PiggyPlumPie

Is mine too rude?

was diaryofawimpymum

EauRouge here with possibly my least shit Christmas name change ever.

YonicScrewdriver here

Usually NancyDroop

Here goes.

ishouldcocoa gets festive

I am usually FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse

I feel my namechange encapsulates that 'last minute wrapping of presents' feeling

I love Christmas.

HoHoHo

Actually I think I prefer this one ?switches on lights, gives baubles a rub?

Usually Jimmy Corkhill.

was PoppadomPreach

I've changed my mind.

was PoppadomPreach

Usually FourEyesGood (unsurprisingly).

Elliptic5 here

Normal nickname QuietNinjaTardis

I was not expecting that to work! Well chuffed

Normally poopooplop but I ate too much glitter.

Coconutty

surely should be HoHonutty!

Not with it tonight.... how do I namechange????

Usually TheHoundsBitch... I suck at this

I'm sulking because someone seems to have already taken MistletoeAndWhine

AKA whattodoo

Usually ArthurShappey.