Should there be a watershed on MN??

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No sex, swearing...ERRR....

UNTIL AFTER 9PM?

IMO, this is far to controlling. If I don't want my kids to read something I tell them to go away!

Pritt stick, I hope, Cunt?

PMSL Hunker...i think thats called DEtachment parenting lol

pmsl..they asked me whay I was laughing and I told them to fuck off!

PJs? Mine are naked and neglected!

damn I have to go out...

So do I - damn, was enjoying ignoring the children to swear on MN

I do a lot of playing, a lot of bfeeding, a lot of chatting, a lot of reading stories, a lot of cuddling, a lot of tousling hair and tickling, but if I had to sit on the floor and play trains all day, both I and the DSs would go pottier than we already are.

What anal thread?

farking arseholes!

MT is back!

I couldn't resist joining in.

Actually I kind of prefer this, it sounds a bit less prissy and dollish than 'AvaLou'

Just to clear up the work thing! I work for myself, its easy to take breaks and use this, I class it as Me time in the way you would do a coffee break lunch hour etc If I'm on when not working its when kids are occupied elsewhere.

Hmm maybe I should be Holidaygash?

Hi expat

There thats better

so does anyone want the watershed?

lol holidaymuff i was only joking honest. it just made me smile thats all.

No to a watershed. Bad idea. Can someone please advise how you change your username?

Thanks, Dinosaur.

kitchen? mine are left to rummage through bins in the street!

When Judge Flounce flounced, my DS figured out how to do bread and jam for himself.

It was either that or starve. Now that was a rivetting thread.