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94 replies

juiceplusrep · 14/03/2014 13:50

Hi
I'm new on here and been telling people that I'm on juice plus etc someone writes spam have been reported? Sorry but it is not spam and I think some people are rude to leave comments like that! Okay have your say but report me???

Sorry a little rant there!

OP posts:
ballsballsballs · 14/03/2014 16:57

Spam squared. Utter bollocks for credulous thickoes.

YoniMatopoeia · 14/03/2014 16:58

HAS the OP run away or do you think MNHQ have had aquiet word?

Jux · 14/03/2014 17:04

Does Juice plus have anything to do with the cube of poo?

Sparklingbrook · 14/03/2014 17:07

I don't think Juice Plus would give you poo that would be in any solid 3D shape Jux, more 'River of Sweetcorn' I reckon.

SecretNutellaFix · 14/03/2014 17:15

You are advertising, you dope.

Unauthorised advertising is spam. Pay the advertising fee and stop whinging when you get caught out. OR don't pay the fee and expect to be called up on it.

Sparklingbrook · 14/03/2014 17:17

it's worked though Secret we are all chomping at the bit to get our orders in. Wink Grin

Stockhausen · 14/03/2014 17:22

Oh yes, the nutrizzle of it convinced me to order. Im so busy busy busy, I ain't got no time to be eating my fruit & veg! Now I just add it to my sunny delight!

Bagofnutsnbolts · 14/03/2014 17:24

juice plus etc and someone writes its spam?
Oh OP I'm so sorry
Mums netters can be soo out of hand

ballsballsballs we need a quiet word
yonimatapoeia you're being quite absurd!
jux for your information
Juice plus is not poo
Haven't you read the thread, of the amazing things it'll do?

secretnutellafix advertising surely not?
I fell for it I really did
I really am a dolt

Better jump off now, but I've enjoyed this thread!

sittingatmydesk · 14/03/2014 17:29

Well, I think the whole thing rather backfired on the OP, didn't it. Grin

Onesleeptillwembley · 14/03/2014 17:43

A bit like you would if you consumed that crap, sitting. Grin

sittingatmydesk · 14/03/2014 17:44
Grin
ISeeYouShiverWithAntici · 14/03/2014 17:52

yoni - they've stuck her in here!

Im new and finding...
OwlCapone · 14/03/2014 18:12

I wonder if the OPs name is Pam. .then she could be juicepluspam.

Mrskeylime · 14/03/2014 18:38

so juiceplus is a just a tablet?
Unless there's vodka in that tablet I don't want to know.

SecretNutellaFix · 14/03/2014 18:46

If it has that effect on people's gastrointestinal tract I can recommend drinking half a pint of orange juice in one shitting.

Be cheaper and it doesn't need advertising.

FabBakerGirl · 14/03/2014 18:58

Put your toys back in your pram.

exhaustedmummymoo · 14/03/2014 19:25

bag lol
iseeyoushiver bloody brilliant what an excellent thread
Grin

Stockhausen · 14/03/2014 22:54

Been singing this all evening, thanks OP! Wink

m.youtube.com/watch?v=g8huXkSaL7o SPAM!

Lovely spam, wonderful spam
Lovely spam, wonderful spam

Spam
Spam
Spam
Spam

Lovely spam
Lovely spam
Lovely spam

Spam, spam, spam, spam

UriGeller · 15/03/2014 18:35

If ever there was a stone to toss
The juice lady's pill will toss you off
Because because because because becauauaauauaussse

Because of the magical stuff it does (n't)

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