Im new and finding...

[juiceplusrep]

Hi
I'm new on here and been telling people that I'm on juice plus etc someone writes spam have been reported? Sorry but it is not spam and I think some people are rude to leave comments like that! Okay have your say but report me???

Sorry a little rant there!

[HazeltheMcWitch]

He would if it were orange.

MAybe that can be his new show?

Peter Andre's Orange Spam Juice ?

Do you know how much he loves it?

[OnIlkleyMoorBahTwat]

At least you're not trying to hide behind an anonymous username like the rep/marketing person who came on spouting about some hideous microwave burgers in posts that were obviously in marketing speak but claimed to be by a parent saying how great they were as something quick and easy after swimming.

[Mrskeylime]

Peter Andre's Orange Spam Love Juice

Quick get copyright on the name!

[HazeltheMcWitch]

I'm on it, *MrsKey'.

The show will be on ITV2, in case you had not guessed.

The spam juice will be suitable for babies.
So that's nice.

[ISeeYouShiverWithAntici]

You know, that reads like a description of his own, erm, love juice.

and there isn't enough brain bleach in the world. The continuing therapy bills as a direct result of mumsnet are going to bankrupt me.

[Stockhausen]

Juice lady.... ODFOD

Rest of you...

[Mrskeylime]

maybe Peter Andre's Orange Spam juice of love instead?

[HazeltheMcWitch]

It does, doesn't it?

Ok, I am pitching for the late night slot. It's def a post-watershed show now.

On the plus side, I reckon that Peter will like that. A) he can get his abs out more, and b) he can tell us all of his euphemisms for DTD.

Nb all of the other juicey threads have gone, but this one remains.
Do you reckon that MNHQ are going to battle us for the rights to the PA Orange SPam Love Juice empire?

[ouryve]

Are you on juice plus, OP? Do you like Juice plus? Does Juice plus make you feel good? Will you be voting Juice Plus in the next general election?

[Sparklingbrook]

[Cocolepew]

Oh god, one of my workmates is a rep for this, its all over my facebook page.

[ISeeYouShiverWithAntici]

That's no better, MrsKeylime. It's still the worst thing you could ever find in your sock sort of territory

[Sparklingbrook]

My friend went to an Aloe Vera Juice party. Bleurgh. Perhaps Juice Plus tastes better?

[SaskiaRembrandtWasFramed]

I've just Googled it - apparently it's tablets made out of fruit and vegetables, (Wouldn't it be better to just eat fruit and vegetables like people have been doing for millennia?) and Quackwatch say it's "a colossal waste of money".

So not just spam, it's bogus spam!

[ISeeYouShiverWithAntici]

seriously?

what a stupid waste of money! Who thinks up this crap?

[Sparklingbrook]

Have you seen the 'Tower Garden' by Juiceplus? Vertical gardening.

[fromparistoberlin73]

is there anything in your life other than juiceplus OP?

start a thread on......EBF?

[Cocolepew]

Good grief, now workmate is claiming on fb that that children with Autism miraculously improve when taking the tablets.
We work on a Special School .

[fideline]

Is that his claim or the company's?

[Bagofnutsnbolts]

Corse it's spam;
But is it like:
Juice plus stop those piles and turn to smiles
Juice plus: don't stop the flo just let it go
Juice plus: for when your bowel is feeling foul
Juice plus: stop the fart before a shart

[HoneyDragon]

Hmmmm juice tablets? Dehydrated juice, just add juice for a healthy nutritious juice drink.

All in exchange for your bank details.

[BertieBotts]

Juice plus is like some kind of cult, I swear. XP used to do computer work for one of the reps and they were literally obsessed with it.

I bet OP literally doesn't realise they are spamming as they are actually filled with genuine praise for the stuff

The guy explained it to me as being the vitamins from fruit and veg but condensed down into a soluble tablet form. So, er, vitamin tablets then. In a nasty powder-based drink. Yum.

[BertieBotts]

Paris probably juice plus is an essential baby feeding supplement Just sprinkle it on your boob and baby can gain all of the wonderful nutrients!

[BertieBotts]

Juice plus is on a wikipedia page named "List of ineffective cancer treatments".

Well, that says it all

[ThursdayLast]

Bagofnuts
This thread is a tonic, I tell ya