Im new and finding...

[juiceplusrep]

Hi
I'm new on here and been telling people that I'm on juice plus etc someone writes spam have been reported? Sorry but it is not spam and I think some people are rude to leave comments like that! Okay have your say but report me???

Sorry a little rant there!

You need to be a tad careful with ye olde viral marketeering

Google Haliborange Kills Otters for an example of What Might Happen if you piss us orf, capiche?

We used to have spam fritters at school.

Capiche

Hurhur

Probably more nutrition in spam.

JUICE PLUS is a right pile of wank.

Did you know a liquid diet can cause the sphincter muscles to deteriorate to the point where you'll shit yourself uncontrollably?

Just eat properly and stop worrying about the size of your arse.

I like Juice Plus!

Apple Juice Plus Vodka is my favourite, followed by vodka orange.

Great advertisement for shite when some didgy twat is just trying to get free advertisement by spamming boards. Decent people selling reputable goods don't need to do this.

jen

In fairness UriGeller, a product that makes you shit uncontrollably probably does reduce the size of your arse.

"Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top and Juice Plus."

Remakes are all the rage these days; it could take off...

Does anyone know what effect Juice Plus has on otters?

Oo good point Debbie. Will no one think of the otters?
Wonder if it makes beavers wrinkly?

I'd never heard of juice plus before juice rep lady posted, I could have been convinced to buy it... but thanks to mumsnet, I now know what a load of shite it is, and will now avoid like the plague… well done rep lady

As an aside, can someone PLEASE gangsta Google the juice plus website!?

My DP had an otter
I gave it some juiceplus
10minutes later
you should have seen the fuss

The furry little critter became
My worse nightmare
Never give juiceplus
To anything with hair!

Can't post a link....

But gizoogle juice plus...

"Yo ass need mo' whole- chicken nutrition. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Research shows dat Juice Plus+ delivers fruit n' vegetable nutrizzle you need ta maintain a healthy diet. Peep more ..."

A Big Mac and a large Costa coffee can be obtained for a mere fraction of of the price of juice tablets and make you shit away an entire dress size.

Hth op

www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=juiceplus.com&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit#.UyMv_VbFLmw

If posts are relevant to the op, you can bet your not on Mumsnet Mrs DV

I love gizoogle Especially fun for mumsnet active convos.

It's not spam.
It's juice. Can't you lot read?

Unless it is juice plus spam I guess...

Juice plus spam is jam

Spam Juice?

Is juice plus made from cutted up pear?

I have a friend on it and she swears it will cure my irreversible nerve damage. Aye right!

Spuice?