Mumsnet merchandise - your input needed please

[JustineMumsnet]

Hi all

After years of being asked to come up with MN merchandise and (aside from some incredibly tight t-shirts with virtual mother on them way back in the early-2000s) pretty much sticking our collective fingers in our ears, we've finally found someone who can help us produce and sell a qualiteee online range - hopefully available in time for Christmas. And we're looking for your input.

We reckon a range of T-shirts, sweatshirts, hoodies and mugs with Mumsnet in-jokes/ popular phrases - which is what folks have mentioned in the past - but is there anything else we've collectively missed? And what do you want on them? A T-shirt telling all and sundry to LTB? A mug asking whether YABU? A hoody announcing that it' really best to RTFT?

Ideas very much welcome please

We all would, face!! Also love the YABU/YANBU mug, and agree that t-shirts and hoodies are not exactly s&b worthy... Sorry! Shopping bags are def useful though...

I've got an idea! And it's for a mug Stuart!

- (line at the top, and next to it) YABU

---- (line at the bottom, and next to that) YANBU

Geddit?

(Would also work for wine glasses, but in reverse)

Bah, my top line crossed itself out

Like this:
---- YABU

---- YANBU

iPhone cover saying "ODFOD I'm mumsnetting"

Love PFB baby range

Mumsnet wine called simply "Naice Red/white"

AIBU car sticker

I would like a mug with "Trust nae fucker" on it.

I'd like a YANBU and YABU stamp so I can shove it on DP's forehead when he's being irritating.

I'd also like a range of 'keep calm' prints for my toilet room.

'Keep Calm and have a '
'Keep Calm and DFOD'

Etc etc

Shut up and take my money

I like the [hmm ] (without the space obviously!) idea, or a picture of the itself (as long as it's the original not the fake one on the iPhone app which is, quite frankly, a very poor imitation ). Or YABU/YANBU.

I'd buy a mug (even though I never drink tea or coffee ), a keyring, or a foldaway shopping bag, or tea towel, but definitely not clothes.

Baby range

With 'precious first born' but poss also second, third and fourth
To consist of:-
A piggy bank
A small drawstring bag to fit in a folded muslin, pack of wipes, couple of nappies. To be used in normal handbag for short trips
A normal sized draw string bag- variety of uses eg dirty clothes when out and about/ toys for trip out etc
A laundry bag
A changing mat
A print
A vest
A babygrow

I'm picturing natural coloured cotton with printed ink writing. I'd like the choice of black, pink, blue. I'm sure a choice of red, turquoise, green, navy would be more Mumsnet though!

'this too shall pass' range

A large cup and saucer or nice shaped ergonomic mug for comforting drinks
A tinned candle, maybe with a calming lavender and 'something more modern' fragrance
A hot water bottle cover

Emoticon range especially.

Bag for life
Biscuit tin
Mug

Wtf is lemon drizzle cake?

I'd like YABU, DFOD or LTB mugs.

And loving the idea of merchandise. Possibly just as the text, not the emoticon.

Ohohoh
can we have a mnet keyboard app for tablets. One with [creepy wee brackets] and on the front not in a bloody sub menu.

And also percentage to go to woolly hugs. Would pay extra to fund that.

Ps cuntbunting

A mug with the MN logo and 'AIBU?' superimposed over the top.

Can I preorder half a dozen please??

I'd like to second BIWI's "Mothers 4 Justine" slogan. I'd buy that on a mug.

Apologies if this has been answered already but haven't we done this before? I'm the proud owner of a pedant mug and shopping list bag already from blooming ages back, admittedly.

was it around mile for maude time that out was done to raise money?

I would buy a scarf with tiny tiny mumsnet logo all over it. I avoid the AIBU topics if I can, but it would be fun to have an AIBU mug.
I would also buy a naice bag

I want a lunch box with a section for naice ham, quiche and (biscuit).

darn it .. and someone to explain why I can't do smileys anymore (hmmm)

I wouldn't buy a hoodie or a tee or a tea towel but yes to a mug or a bag for life. Love the shopping list idea.

Would it be possible to have them personalised with usernames? So browniebear thinks YABU or have I lost the concept ?

YANBU on the side of the mug and YABU in the underneath?

I'm sorry I didn't read everything but also love the biscuit tin idea further up

I'd buy mugs spelling out NAICE TEA and NAICE COFFEE.

I'd buy two mugs featuring the MN logo over the simple phrase GIN.

Yes yes to a lunchbox for Naice Things. Not ham though, I'm a vegetarian

Yes, i'd love a mug or thermal cup.

I've not read all the posts above, so sorry, if already mentioned a 100 times....
What about an official Mumsnet scarf.