What are the iconic MN phrases?

[MmeLindor]

As local editor for a MN Local site, I am organising discounts with businesses in my area.

They can do this by starting a thread in local where they offer a special deal for MNetters.

I thought it would be good to have a MNetty phrase or word as a password, rather than just 'Could you deduct the MN discount please?'

So, you would walk into a shop, select what you wanted to purchase and whisper 'PomBears' to the shopkeeper. :)

Any ideas? Most of them are a bit naughty (such as Norks), so they might not want to use them.

[BumpingFuglies]

Mme good point about the TV

[BumpingFuglies]

HHT - Hairy Handed Trucker
UBD - Under Bridge Dweller

[SandyMumsnet]

Laminated Wankbadger, surely?

[TheDoctrineOfSnatch]

Creepy wee brackets

[Shaky]

[Shaky]

T. rex for a discount at ASDA

[Creeping]

WTAF

[Shaky]

Or What the actual Jeff

[MmeLindor]

Not sure we could get potential advertisers to agree to cunt being the secret word.

Gynaes perhaps?

[FannyPriceless]

John Lewis would be 'Is it OK if it shit on this pouffe?'

[FannyPriceless]

See, I would fail the secret password test due to lack of competence!

I meant to say 'Is it OK if I shit on this pouffe?'

[BrainSurgeon]

I think it was "shat" on a pouffe, and has to be in a Sean connery accent

Loving this, Mme! Will think of something to contribute when I have stopped laughing

[MmeLindor]

Love the JL one. Do you think they will go for it?

What about outdoor shop - 'I need to kit myself out for going to the far side of fuck'

[MmeLindor]

oooh, and one for Travel Agents ...

'Thickos on TripAdvisor.com recommend your company'

[amazingmumof6]

how about DMN? as in Dear/Darling MumsNetter - but can also read as


DiscountMumsNet

or

Discount!Must!Now!

oh and must add

[TheDoctrineOfSciAndNatureClub]

Fab phrase by Bupcakes to TobyLerone earlier:

I'm going to kick you in the clunge, Lerone.