What are the iconic MN phrases?

[MmeLindor]

As local editor for a MN Local site, I am organising discounts with businesses in my area.

They can do this by starting a thread in local where they offer a special deal for MNetters.

I thought it would be good to have a MNetty phrase or word as a password, rather than just 'Could you deduct the MN discount please?'

So, you would walk into a shop, select what you wanted to purchase and whisper 'PomBears' to the shopkeeper. :)

Any ideas? Most of them are a bit naughty (such as Norks), so they might not want to use them.

Mme good point about the TV

HHT - Hairy Handed Trucker
UBD - Under Bridge Dweller

Laminated Wankbadger, surely?

Creepy wee brackets

T. rex for a discount at ASDA

WTAF

Or What the actual Jeff

Not sure we could get potential advertisers to agree to cunt being the secret word.

Gynaes perhaps?

John Lewis would be 'Is it OK if it shit on this pouffe?'

See, I would fail the secret password test due to lack of competence!

I meant to say 'Is it OK if I shit on this pouffe?'

I think it was "shat" on a pouffe, and has to be in a Sean connery accent

Loving this, Mme! Will think of something to contribute when I have stopped laughing

Love the JL one. Do you think they will go for it?

What about outdoor shop - 'I need to kit myself out for going to the far side of fuck'

oooh, and one for Travel Agents ...

'Thickos on TripAdvisor.com recommend your company'

how about DMN? as in Dear/Darling MumsNetter - but can also read as

DiscountMumsNet

or

Discount!Must!Now!

oh and must add

Fab phrase by Bupcakes to TobyLerone earlier:

I'm going to kick you in the clunge, Lerone.