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What are the iconic MN phrases?

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MmeLindor · 13/01/2013 11:27

As local editor for a MN Local site, I am organising discounts with businesses in my area.

They can do this by starting a thread in local where they offer a special deal for MNetters.

I thought it would be good to have a MNetty phrase or word as a password, rather than just 'Could you deduct the MN discount please?'

So, you would walk into a shop, select what you wanted to purchase and whisper 'PomBears' to the shopkeeper. :)

Any ideas? Most of them are a bit naughty (such as Norks), so they might not want to use them.

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TheDoctrineOfSciAndNatureClub · 30/01/2013 00:48

Fab phrase by Bupcakes to TobyLerone earlier:

I'm going to kick you in the clunge, Lerone.

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amazingmumof6 · 27/01/2013 17:30

how about DMN? as in Dear/Darling MumsNetter - but can also read as


DiscountMumsNet

or

Discount!Must!Now!

oh and must add Wink

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MmeLindor · 24/01/2013 12:47

oooh, and one for Travel Agents ...

'Thickos on TripAdvisor.com recommend your company'

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MmeLindor · 24/01/2013 12:46

Love the JL one. Do you think they will go for it?

What about outdoor shop - 'I need to kit myself out for going to the far side of fuck'

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BrainSurgeon · 18/01/2013 08:42

I think it was "shat" on a pouffe, and has to be in a Sean connery accent

Loving this, Mme! Will think of something to contribute when I have stopped laughing

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FannyPriceless · 17/01/2013 16:18

See, I would fail the secret password test due to lack of competence!

I meant to say 'Is it OK if I shit on this pouffe?'

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FannyPriceless · 17/01/2013 16:13

John Lewis would be 'Is it OK if it shit on this pouffe?'

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MmeLindor · 16/01/2013 23:33

Not sure we could get potential advertisers to agree to cunt being the secret word.

Gynaes perhaps?

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Shaky · 16/01/2013 21:28

Or What the actual Jeff

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Creeping · 16/01/2013 21:22

WTAF

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Coconutty · 16/01/2013 21:00

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Shaky · 16/01/2013 20:55

T. rex for a discount at ASDA

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Shaky · 16/01/2013 20:53
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TheDoctrineOfSnatch · 16/01/2013 18:57

Creepy wee brackets

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SandyMumsnet · 16/01/2013 16:26

Laminated Wankbadger, surely?

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BumpingFuglies · 16/01/2013 11:16

HHT - Hairy Handed Trucker
UBD - Under Bridge Dweller

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BumpingFuglies · 16/01/2013 11:13

Mme good point about the TV Grin

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MmeLindor · 15/01/2013 18:03

We could use Penguins for a discounted zoo visit.

Or Wankbadgers, but it would have to be a zoo with a great SOH.

Bunfight for a bakery is great.

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EmpressOfThePuddle · 15/01/2013 17:22

Shakyyyyyyy!
Puddle. Now!

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Shaky · 15/01/2013 17:15

Bunfight at the bakery!

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EmpressOfThePuddle · 15/01/2013 17:12

Oh yes. "Don't mention the Mitmoo."

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Shaky · 15/01/2013 17:11

Wankbadger

Sound the KLAXON

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TheDoctrineOfSnatch · 15/01/2013 17:06

And of course

[wunk]

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TheDoctrineOfSnatch · 15/01/2013 17:05

Terry Wogan
The bat
^^This
Thread police
Shiney penguins
IPOAT
Nobdies
Moldies
Mitmoo

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EmpressOfThePuddle · 15/01/2013 16:06
Grin
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