What are the iconic MN phrases?

[MmeLindor]

As local editor for a MN Local site, I am organising discounts with businesses in my area.

They can do this by starting a thread in local where they offer a special deal for MNetters.

I thought it would be good to have a MNetty phrase or word as a password, rather than just 'Could you deduct the MN discount please?'

So, you would walk into a shop, select what you wanted to purchase and whisper 'PomBears' to the shopkeeper. :)

Any ideas? Most of them are a bit naughty (such as Norks), so they might not want to use them.

[MmeLindor]

hahaha

Perhaps not what we want to tell potential advertisers. We won't see them again, that is for sure.

[TameGaloot]

This 'item name' will pass

[EmpressOfThePuddle]

Maybe best not to use 'Your post makes you sound like an arse and here's why'
either.
Hairdressers - MN haircut.
Food shops - River of sweetcorn.

[blondieminx]

"ooooh I really fancy some cutted up pear"

Or a MN discount card with a pombear on it? [pombear]

[MrsShrek3]

dragonbutter
defo link to the type of shop....I'm coming to your area just so I can say I need naice ham and aibu in one sentence
don't forget SWSNBN....

[EmpressOfThePuddle]

Nest of vipers!

[MmeLindor]

Nest of Vipers is excellent!

Yes, I love the idea of linking to a type of shop.

The shop I am thinking of sells interior design and gift ware. Wonder if I can persuade her to have the secret code, 'Do you sell twigs and pebbly shit?'

(is that the right quote?)

[BumpingFuglies]

52 inch plasma TV - electricals
Goat - universal
Did you mean to be so rude?
Meh

[BumpingFuglies]

OFRS

[BumpingFuglies]

on the discount card. But that's advertising I suppose?

[EmpressOfThePuddle]

Yes, OFRS for luggage or outdoors type shops!

[MmeLindor]

Bumping
What if the MNetter is buying a 52 inch plasma TV

lolol at OFRS for outdoors shop

[EmpressOfThePuddle]

Easy. Brain bleach!

[TheDoctrineOfSnatch]

Biscuit
Did you mean to sound so rude - DYMTSSR
no is a complete sentence - NIACS

[TheDoctrineOfSnatch]

Can I write "cocklodger" here as I really want to write it on another thread but the OP's not ready yet?

[EmpressOfThePuddle]

Cocklodger...

Sex shop. Or pet shop at a push

[MmeLindor]

Cocklodger for an Estate Agents, surely?

[EmpressOfThePuddle]

[TheDoctrineOfSnatch]

Terry Wogan
The bat
^^This
Thread police
Shiney penguins
IPOAT
Nobdies
Moldies
Mitmoo

[TheDoctrineOfSnatch]

And of course

[wunk]

[Shaky]

Wankbadger

Sound the KLAXON

[EmpressOfThePuddle]

Oh yes. "Don't mention the Mitmoo."

[Shaky]

Bunfight at the bakery!

[EmpressOfThePuddle]

Shakyyyyyyy!
Puddle. Now!

[MmeLindor]

We could use Penguins for a discounted zoo visit.

Or Wankbadgers, but it would have to be a zoo with a great SOH.

Bunfight for a bakery is great.