Dearest, darling MNHQ

[SarahStrattonIsBack]

You know how much I love you. So much that I couldn't stay away, and like the prodigal son, I have returned.

Could I have my name back, pretty, pretty please.

[etc]

There are other Marys but they are not MaryZ

See, I'm quite happy to be confused with KatieMiddleton and Mrs RB as they are cool.

I would be a bit if I were confused with mitmoo..

MarySA makes me double take every time I see her.

There is only one Maryeeeeze.

Instead of deregging, if you want to flounce then why not just change your password to a random string of letters? The faff to get a new password will stop you posting for a while but much easier to rectify when should you want to come back.

Or just, you know, don't type mumsnet.com into your computer for a bit.

I use my phone and as soon as I click on google mumsnet pops up right at the top

I mean don't even have to type anything, its just there!

What the hell else would do if I wasn't here anyway? I'm a newly single mother

What do single parents do of an evening anyway? Any suggestions?

That Rhett is a bastard.

Awww. MrsRB - I had no idea. Agree Rhett is overrated. Tomorrow is another day.

Katie!

Yes the tv remote is a plus... And as soon as he takes his stuff I can decorate and have the living room exactly how I want it

I have the feeling I'll just MN a lot though

Can I still be a Mrs?

Actually, instead of flouncing, don't leave.
Seriously though if for some v strange reason you want to flounce, ask MNHQ to ban you for a bit. Means you don't lose your name.
HTH

You will ban us on demand?

Zombie suspects HQ would prefer a request to a demand, Statters.

Is MarySA not you then, Maryz?

I missed that.

(I didn't flounce as BitOfFun etc, btw, Mary- I just had a lot of names)

i remember years ago when posters used to ask to be banned for a while

now de-registering seems the norm, though i think people like the drama of it

Good idea

I have just found this thread and read the banned bit at the end and I would like to announce unequivocally that

I DO NOT EVER WANT YOU TO BAN ME

faaanks

and I've never flounced or de regged

But I haven't seen you around much recently trin, where you beeeeeen?

I've been here, honest guv