Dearest, darling MNHQ

[SarahStrattonIsBack]

You know how much I love you. So much that I couldn't stay away, and like the prodigal son, I have returned.

Could I have my name back, pretty, pretty please.

[etc]

They both have bosoms and luffly hair. That's-a-all I'm-a saying.

Mortimer is SarahStratton's pet raven Cinnabar.
She rescued him, she used to have loads of pictures on her profile, but since her namechange I'm not sure they're there any more.
Suffice to say he is one cool raven

Sarah I knew this was you when I read the thread title, very weird.
Nice to see you. Spill with the wedding.

WTF!

I WILL find you, you buggers.

Its an imposter Mardy! Half the reason I changed back, there's a few daenywotsits out there

Glad your still here Katie :)

Maryz

You are Hully, Pag, Mitmoo, possibly me (I do get confused) and probably Pinot too.

HTH

Where is Pag?

Welcome back stratters

Awww isn't rebecca lovely.

Welcome back sarah - very glad you're back.

I know how you feel MrsDanywhatsitRB because there are other moister Mardys out there

Shit! Imposter not moister. Only had one glass of too.

I am the moist one.

Mmmmmmmmoist.

Where she gorn then?
You sure it's her?!

Rebecca is lovely yes.
Do I have to take orf my jubilee name?

There's a Mardy imposter! Really? where is she?

Welcome back Stratters!

Is there a MardyCow or am I imagining it?

There's a Mardy Arsed Midlander and a Cardy Mow. plus there have been some others in the past. I'm not sure if people get us confused or not.

I never get you confused Mardy darling. You is you, the rest just wannabe you....

Yup :)

Ah, that's ok then.

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Ahhh right, I see

Doubtful.

There are no other Stratters'/Strattons. I am Unique.