Dickens namechange comp: please come and give your nickname an --Oliver-- twist!

[HelenMumsnet]

Hello. It's Dickens Bicentennial Day tomorrow (7th Feb), and we'd like to mark Charles Dickens' 200th birthday with a special Dickens Namechange competition.

All you need to do to enter is change your Talk nickname in a Dickens-ish way - with a ref to one of his novels or characters, for example - and then post on this thread to give your new name a twirl.

Top marks will go to those whose changes are the funniest, cleverest, Dickens-iest Oliver twist on their current Talk nickname.

There'll be some ("ever so 'umble") prizes for the best namechanges posted between now and midnight tomorrow.

So, off you go! Suffice to say, we have great expectations...

Let's see if this works... Formerly MrsDmitriTippensKrushnic btw

Lost the last s due to a bad C&P - hopefully this one's correct!

Want to change to MoodyChuzzlewit but can't figure out how to on my phone!

I already had one!

Fuzzpig here :o

it took me all afternoon to get my name into character and i see Mardy has half-inched it

Nickleby, get thee to Dotheboys Hall and thrash those Squeers!!

Good evenigngin,

I was PestoFrostissimo

Was StarlightMcKenzie!

Please let me win. I've only ever got a free vibrator

I hate my name :(

This is the best I could do

MonsterBookOfTysons :)

Rabid

Yeah Mardy and JaneCob can do the Muppets song now

We're Marley and Marley
Wooooooohoooo

Am usually MummyDoIt which does NOT lend itself well to a Dickensian change!! This was the best I could manage.

Normally HedleyLamarr.

GwendolineMaryLacey

you could be GwhendidheMurderNancy

Will change when not on phone to:

TheInimintonable

I'm not much good at name changes but how's this?

Aww there are 2 of us. But I was first

I was brumblebee!

Scraping the barrel here.

(Used to be missorinoco.)

Change my name from GrimmaTheNome? I'll eat my hat!

Just done this and seen there are MORE Marleys out there....

(Milliways here)

Thought about Mrs.MaylieWays but thought no-one would recognise her - but was in Oliver.

Here I am, sir!
hasn't made too much effort as is not allowed to blardy win

I was Quickquicksloe