DBF BANNING THREAD: 3

[oldqueenie]

are we allowed to carry on discussing this?

There needs to be a short recap of previous threads when a follow on thread gets started. Like the voice over they do on the west wing "preiously on the west wing..."
We should get Janet Street Porter to record them for us so we know what's going on, who got banned and who has the most badges. It would be gargletastic

"Previously on BANNED..."

I've been in the Round Up and Quote of the Week

[head explodes with smugness]

"previously on banned" with Janet Street Porter voice - brilliant

"certain posters found this unasseptible" Jo Frost voice

My badges include:-

"Yes, this is my first child" - featuring PFB emblem

"Apparently I sound a little precious" - sporting LMAO emoticon

I had a whole thread deleted recently.

There were loud complaints!

Hq apologised - and I got a bunch of flowers!! (so stick that in your pipe Biwi).

Anyone want to top that?

Also had a post deleted for saying someone was an ARSE! heh heh.

My badges are:

Started an AIBU to be told I was BU and then agreed within 10 posts that I was BU

Been in round up (several times)

Been flamed and flounced (but no one noticed) then came back (obviously)

Started out with both mummy AND numbers in my name

Had a post deleted (once, about a month ago when I told someone to fuck off)

Um. Think that is it.

I remember Maryz's pompous ass, so to speak.

I think all i do is kill threads

SGM Your "I AM CANADIAN" post still makes me laugh no matter how many times I read it. I wonder if the OP ever did make to Canada?
I've been on here for years (but regularly namechange) and I'm thinking I am missing out by not being flamed on AIBU. Unfortunately can't think of a good AIBU to post because I know that at all times I am of course being the reasonable one

Oh yes I remember "I AM a Canadian" t'was inspired...

been flamed
been deleted
been very much party to a deleted thread (weren't our fault, honest guv, we was misunderstood like)
have told other posters to fuck off and wind necks in and such like..

my, how i've grown...

SGM I missed your tantrum. Completely.

where's my buddy babyheave? she ticks most of those boxes

and you other lot, don't leave us out to roast

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1015826-to-think-its-irresponsible-for-my-OH-to-leave-our?msgid=26217491
Still in AIBU, still makes me chuckle.
Hope I've linked it correctly

I know this was way down the thread (or up, depending on your view) but I have the answer:

As an aside, can you be gruntled. I know you can be disgruntled because I am a lot but can you be gruntled

I discovered what 'gruntled' means when I aquired my current dog. Its the particularly happy, satisfied noise made by a dog who has been allowed to snuggle into bed with you in the morning.

That thread is 26 pages long... do we have to read the whole damn thing to get it or can someone tell us roughly where to start to get the best of SGMs tantrum?

I had my name banned once. mN towers told me it was un suitable and I had to get a new one.