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Zombie Section

128 replies

IamtheZombie · 03/09/2011 14:09

I think a Zombie Section is now in order. Zombie threads are proliferating in Chat.

If there was one place for the foolish OFRS brigade to gather and discuss their silly and totally unworkable plans it would make it so much easier for us to pick them off them.

Oh, and can you let them know that we know about OTBT so it's no use trying to hide in there.

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babycham42 · 04/09/2011 21:39

If you can take a decent picture you can fire a gun...

Take a few breaths,hold and squeeze.

( Or is that pelvic floor exercises? Blush)

Cheaptrick · 04/09/2011 21:42

I will have to pratice.

It cant be that hard rambo takes out a whole army with only holding gun with one hand!

I think i should watch all the die hard films to see how its done Grin

Cheaptrick · 04/09/2011 21:43

I'm ace at pelvic floor exercises too - i'm half way there now.

SarahStratton · 04/09/2011 21:45

2nd floor lift stylee?

babycham42 · 04/09/2011 21:46

I"m sure a few basic rules will see you right.

Set the claymores up facing the right way.

Take the pin out of the grenade before you throw it.

You know - that sort of thing.

Easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy...

SarahStratton · 04/09/2011 21:51

I'm fairly sure Rambo and Die Hard chappy didn't use a .22 rifle. Confused

Cheaptrick · 04/09/2011 21:53

what if its vampires and not zombies?

SarahStratton · 04/09/2011 21:56

Silver bullets Grin

And garlic, lots and lots of garlic. And keep the windows and doors shut and Don't Let Anyone In.

babycham42 · 04/09/2011 21:57

Zombies -- yes
Vampires -- no

Zombies --- distinct possibility
Vampires -- made up

I have no place in a perfectly valid zombie plan for vampires. No Sirree.

Cheaptrick · 04/09/2011 21:58

Dont talk to anyone called Edward?

Live in a church?

babycham42 · 04/09/2011 21:59

are they real???

HarrietJones · 04/09/2011 22:00

Am most tempted to learn to shoot now.

Cheaptrick · 04/09/2011 22:00

Whats the difference?

both dead
both want blood
both can be made by a virus?

Its warewolves that are not real.

babycham42 · 04/09/2011 22:01

now you"re scaring me

Please someone tell me you"re only joking.

......please........

Cheaptrick · 04/09/2011 22:04

I'm joking

Warewolves are real too

babycham42 · 04/09/2011 22:09

....Runs off screaming,glad of brown safety pants.......

.......AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!......................

SarahStratton · 04/09/2011 22:14
Grin
Cheaptrick · 04/09/2011 22:20

Yay i scared someone else tonight too

SarahStratton · 04/09/2011 22:22

That was an interesting reaction.

babycham42 · 04/09/2011 22:24

Ha! You thought I was being serious there.

I ain"t scared of no vampires or werewolves.

Cheaptrick · 04/09/2011 22:24
Confused
SarahStratton · 04/09/2011 22:27

Bin's >>> that a way, babycham.

babycham42 · 04/09/2011 22:30

we don"t need to mention this to anyone,do we?

Cheaptrick · 04/09/2011 22:30

Add to first aid box them plasters with silver in and the handwash with silver in.

Sliver chain from looting would be good too.

Cheaptrick · 04/09/2011 22:31

Prints to blackmail babycham at later date Wink