Zombie Section

[IamtheZombie]

I think a Zombie Section is now in order. Zombie threads are proliferating in Chat.

If there was one place for the foolish OFRS brigade to gather and discuss their silly and totally unworkable plans it would make it so much easier for us to pick them off them.

Oh, and can you let them know that we know about OTBT so it's no use trying to hide in there.

Nope i think i'm west? < i flunked geogloagy (and i cant even spell it )>

Meet you at the humber bridge?

YY Humber Bridge is good we can swing by McDonalds there.

Geography :)

I"m coming in with Mebby by fire engine.

Perhaps someone should pop over to other thread and make sure D&D and Mebby are aware it"s all kicking off....

I was watching a programme on TV today about the 2012 dooms day.

So first is a solar flare, then earthquakes, then big waves, then volcainos go off (stay away from yellowstone) and if that was not enough we will get hit by a big rock from out of space. We will also have a nuclear winter due to ash in the atmosphare from the volcainos.

I dont think i will bother suviving there will be nothing left to stay alive for

That wasn't a programme Cheaptrick. That was the film 2012

I think i will just raid Strattons basement and get pissed

or the local bozzebarn/ offie (cba to travel)

I think it was based on the film and the Dr's saying if it will happen or not.

And it could

Right,done that.

Set up an RV over here.

Silly me - it"s Mibby not Mebby

Basement isn't secure though. It has 2 massive sash windows. They do have grills over the top of the window wells but any self respecting zombie/alien/looter could get through with a bit of effort.

I vote we drink all the wine. Much easier to transport it then.

But by the time the out of space rock hits we will all be dead so no need to worry about that part.

I think its more likly that yellowstone will go up and we will have an ice age cos of it.

I'm shopping for winter boots just in case

I have 3 pairs of Uggs and skis. If the snow is deep and soft I shall pinch the DDs tennis racquets and make snowshoes out of them. They won't be needing them in an ice age anyway.

My 2yo has found out he can swing a golf club so i'm already armed for the zombies

Cheaptrick your wood and metal bin will come in handy then...

Golf clubs! Why didn't I think of golf clubs. The DDs can use their golf clubs. Excellent, that's them armed too.

Babycham - i'm already noting what wood i can burn (old coffee table and 6ft fence)

I'm also getting new windows this month

I wounder if you can order a sniper rifle from amazon?

You"d need to do express delivery.

Yellowstone's been bulging for years now, they reckon that's the next supervolcano to blow.

Join a target shooting club. Access to guns and you'll learn to shoot. It's the lying down, accurate sniper type of shooting, very useful.

I dont think DH will let me

He said he would be scared, very, very scared if i could shoot

It took me five months to get him to agree the new windows cos of the extra security he was scared if i snapped he couldn't get out

He doesn't need to know, does he.

"tis easy really Cheaptrick.
Just make sure you point the end with the hole in it away from you....

And take off the safety...