Alternative names for the vulva

IfOnlyOurEyesSawSouls · 22/02/2023 23:42

Are you 13 ?

Crikeyisthatthetime · 22/02/2023 23:44

Think I must need glasses, I thought you wanted a name for your Volvo

WithTheirDogAfterTheWar · 22/02/2023 23:59

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MyMachineAndMe · 23/02/2023 00:08

I don't 😂
Last time we did that kind of talk, I just said, "... Blah, blah, put it in me!" if that makes sense.

Undecidedandtorn · 23/02/2023 00:27

How about "I want you in me" ? Gets the message across .

SpinningFloppa · 23/02/2023 00:30

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Iloveabaconbutty · 23/02/2023 00:43

Pussy. Always has been for us. We both like saying it. For hot raunchy sex or for romantic lovemaking, it just comes naturally...

SammyScrounge · 23/02/2023 00:47

Crikeyisthatthetime · 22/02/2023 23:44

Think I must need glasses, I thought you wanted a name for your Volvo

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HoleyShit · 23/02/2023 00:53

I don't think there are any good words for us tbh. Men are lucky, with cock and knob etc.

I particularly hate Fanny; pissy, cunt.

I'm interested to hear what gems other people may have!

Dotcheck · 23/02/2023 00:56

SammyScrounge · 23/02/2023 00:47

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Frederick is a good name for a Volvo

CallieQ · 23/02/2023 01:01

WithTheirDogAfterTheWar · 22/02/2023 23:39

Trying to find the perfect word to be used in a sexual context!

Pussy seems to have become the sort of default, the standard equivalent to cock perhaps? I love cock, I don't love using pussy, although I do. It possibly still feels too American to my aged ears 😁

Cunt I love in the heat of the moment, however in less heightened conversation or text can seem a bit much?

My man uses fanny at times which I've never really thought of as sexual before - it's fine hearing him say it, he makes it work, but I'm never going to!

I've been reading lists of slang words (I know how to have a good time 😁) and the only anywhere near acceptable suggestions I've seen are cooch, cunny, punani and quim. I think cunny's my favourite.

What do you guys call it (your own or the one you're into 😁)? Anything good I've missed?

Fanjo

Zanatdy · 23/02/2023 05:54

Fanny was what my mum called mine, for our DD we used fairy. Sexually I do find it weird finding a suitable word I’m comfortable saying. My bf calls is pussy or vagina - in passionate moments he wouldn’t say vagina as it’s a bit formally but he will at other times if referring to it! I would never use fanny, fairy, Minnie etc to a partner or sexually, it just seems too childlike. I’d say pussy I guess but I don’t often refer to it by name as I don’t need to ask for anything sexually as he does everything I want him to do with my pussy every encounter we have anyway (only been a few months so we are in the honeymoon tons of sex phase, when that calms I might have to ask him for example to ‘lick my pussy’ which I don’t think I’d feel too comfortable saying for some reason). You’re right, we need a name like cock that everyone uses and feels comfortable saying.

Jammy135 · 23/02/2023 06:01

Becky🤣

IamShirley · 23/02/2023 06:20

The worst word of all IMO, is wank. I can't think of a one word alternative.

TroysMammy · 23/02/2023 06:26

Foof or is it Fooff or maybe Phoof or even Ffoof if in Wales. I know an old lady who calls it a toot.

Mermaidpool · 23/02/2023 06:34

We both say pussy, in text and when together

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WithTheirDogAfterTheWar · 23/02/2023 06:50

Zanatdy · 23/02/2023 05:54

Fanny was what my mum called mine, for our DD we used fairy. Sexually I do find it weird finding a suitable word I’m comfortable saying. My bf calls is pussy or vagina - in passionate moments he wouldn’t say vagina as it’s a bit formally but he will at other times if referring to it! I would never use fanny, fairy, Minnie etc to a partner or sexually, it just seems too childlike. I’d say pussy I guess but I don’t often refer to it by name as I don’t need to ask for anything sexually as he does everything I want him to do with my pussy every encounter we have anyway (only been a few months so we are in the honeymoon tons of sex phase, when that calms I might have to ask him for example to ‘lick my pussy’ which I don’t think I’d feel too comfortable saying for some reason). You’re right, we need a name like cock that everyone uses and feels comfortable saying.

Fortunately I didn't grow up with fanny otherwise I would find it really odd!

And I think we're at a similar stage relationship-wise, but I like to talk about what we might do beforehand (we don't live near enough to see each other all the time) and during.

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Calistan · 23/02/2023 06:58

IamShirley · 23/02/2023 06:20

The worst word of all IMO, is wank. I can't think of a one word alternative.

Fap?

Zanatdy · 23/02/2023 07:16

WithTheirDogAfterTheWar · 23/02/2023 06:50

Fortunately I didn't grow up with fanny otherwise I would find it really odd!

And I think we're at a similar stage relationship-wise, but I like to talk about what we might do beforehand (we don't live near enough to see each other all the time) and during.

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I’d go with pussy as it’s widely used and won’t sound odd.

FirehouseRock · 23/02/2023 07:46

Last week I heard both "Jack and Dani" and "Fine China."
Not growing up with rhyming slang, both were impressive.

user1501270679 · 23/02/2023 07:55

I really don't like the word pussy much (which to me isn't really a name for just the vulva, but the whole package), I prefer talking about my cunt and clit where appropriate tbh. I.e. I would never ask my husband to lick my pussy, but I would ask him to lick my clit.

He will occasionally talk about my foof in a tongue in cheek way, and my pussy in moments of passion, and I can't really blame him tbh.

marysomethingabout · 23/02/2023 07:56

We call it "front bottom" 😂

Riapia · 23/02/2023 09:31

“Yer minge, yer minge. “

PotteringPondering · 23/02/2023 09:33

'Cunt I love in the heat of the moment' – pure poetry. Made my day.

RudsyFarmer · 23/02/2023 09:35

Meat flaps?