Alternative names for the vulva

[WithTheirDogAfterTheWar]

Trying to find the perfect word to be used in a sexual context!

Pussy seems to have become the sort of default, the standard equivalent to cock perhaps? I love cock, I don't love using pussy, although I do. It possibly still feels too American to my aged ears 😁

Cunt I love in the heat of the moment, however in less heightened conversation or text can seem a bit much?

My man uses fanny at times which I've never really thought of as sexual before - it's fine hearing him say it, he makes it work, but I'm never going to!

I've been reading lists of slang words (I know how to have a good time 😁) and the only anywhere near acceptable suggestions I've seen are cooch, cunny, punani and quim. I think cunny's my favourite.

What do you guys call it (your own or the one you're into 😁)? Anything good I've missed?

Tush and tushy are your bum in America and are quite affectionate.

Its weird because words for vulva either seem too formal and not sexy, too childish and not sexy, or just sort of cringe and unsexy.

Hot wedge

@KattyKattyKatz I think I was told that Quim is Elizabethan or Jacobean Theatre word.
It sounds as if it should be murmured softly.

@WithTheirDogAfterTheWar I know exactly what you mean.

I used to like 'pussy' but I don't any more and don't know why.
Fanny feels silly.
Cunt is the best word ever when I want something visceral, but yeah, it's not for every moment.

Most of the other words suggested really don't fit into sexual situations for me, which I assume is really the question you're asking.
I think I'd opt for 'lips' and 'clit' or 'in me' rather than struggling with vocab. It tells your partner exactly what you want too, and that's got to be useful for him.

Supplementary question:
When it comes to sex (rather than at the GP or bra fitting) what do you call your breasts ... when instructing your partner.
I have the same issue here. 'Beats' feels clinical or parental, 'boobs' doesn't feel sexy and 'tits' is going straight to the descriptive destination without any of rhe journey.

I've been using cunt more actually, and interestingly since I have, my boyfriend* has too.

(* There's another vocab question - lover? Bit cringe. Partner? Too formal and permanent for someone I see every couple of weeks. Boyfriend? Am I 14? Gentleman caller? 😁)

Tits pretty much all the way for me, perfectly happy with that. Don't like the word boobs in any context really, but sometimes it's easiest when talking to friends. Sometimes during sex breasts works though!😀

'The Ladies' or boobs, sorry if it's a bit of a tangent OP.

Cunny is nice actually, kind of cunt lite.

I like the Jamaican slang pum pum but maybe it’s because of dance hall

Cunt, clit, tits.
Direct and filthy.
Most of the above 🥴

Is that a haiku?

My understanding was that haiku have to mention nature so ...

Why rename your cunt?
It would still smell just as sweet
As lady garden

And this is why I will always love Mumsnet 😍

@Estherpologist Magnificent!

My DW and I are reclaiming Pussy, C is in a different country at the mo for us!!

My DP suggests ‘tickle tunnel’!!

If you want to use other languages the French use minou and chatte.

Snatch?

But nothing beats the C word. It's so wrong, it's delicious.

Or "Box".

(Sorry - I need words that are 'wrong' or they don't have power.)

Velvet patch.= Vulva

This is making me chortle.

"Lick my front bottom..."

"I want your cock in my foo foo"

Just no.

My partner says vag I call mine a growler 🤣

Not a name for the vulva specifically but when I was a girl certain very rude boys used to refer to a certain part of a woman as 'spam flaps'.

Grim.

Fanjo

@WithTheirDogAfterTheWar

i use phoof but my friend uses ladies garden!