Alternative names for the vulva

[WithTheirDogAfterTheWar]

Trying to find the perfect word to be used in a sexual context!

Pussy seems to have become the sort of default, the standard equivalent to cock perhaps? I love cock, I don't love using pussy, although I do. It possibly still feels too American to my aged ears 😁

Cunt I love in the heat of the moment, however in less heightened conversation or text can seem a bit much?

My man uses fanny at times which I've never really thought of as sexual before - it's fine hearing him say it, he makes it work, but I'm never going to!

I've been reading lists of slang words (I know how to have a good time 😁) and the only anywhere near acceptable suggestions I've seen are cooch, cunny, punani and quim. I think cunny's my favourite.

What do you guys call it (your own or the one you're into 😁)? Anything good I've missed?

I used to know someone who called hers her Mary.

FuFu, although my DW doesn't seem to care what we call her Lady Garden as long as she gets what she wants, which I like

I've been trying to reclaim Pussy and Cock of late, feels good.

Yeah, I do, I'm just not that fond of the word.

❤😂

Growler
Kebab
Clout
Axe wound

@TroysMammy , did you mean Ffwff?
Cotsan?

If you listen to Kevin bloody Wilsons "you can't say cunt in Canada" you'll get loads of good ideas.

Flange
Clunge
Beef curtains
Minge

Clearly a lot of people either have very unpleasant sex lives or don't bother reading the original question.

Loving some of these 😂

@KirstenBlest I love your Welsh ffwff 😂

urgh

Fanny is more an insult than a word of passion.
You might as well say fud.

There was a thread ages ago, someone plaintively asking why her “cabbage” was taking in water in the bath! Which was the weirdest I’ve ever heard

I love our Welsh 'cotsan'. But when I was dating, it was usually just telling them to get inside me, without giving it a name :-)

.. be careful what you ask an American do to your fanny !

I never thought I'd post on a Sex thread.
I was correcting your spelling.

I think it's actually fylfa in Welsh. Vagina is fagina.
I'm not sure I agree with the Geiriadur yr Academi on other terms - maneg goch (red glove) and (llawes goch), respectively., but I'll take its word on it, as it sort of makes sense.

Ffwff sounds cute, cotsan is more insulting.

llawes goch (red sleeve)

“Darling I want you right now in my axe wound” 🤔

You could channel Charlotte from sex and the city and call it Rebecca!

Quim

A former posh English girlfriend called hers "tush" but when I google this, it seems that it is anus in Americanesse and modern porn. Could lead to complexities in translation. I do hope she did not date an American chap after we split up - she had a habit of saying in the moment of passion, "I want you in my tush" but she was definitely not one for anal intercourse (I asked once and got a clear and firm negative response).

Badly packed kebab?
Beef curtains?
Ham sandwich?

It would seem that if a woman wants sex in foreign parts (geographically speaking), the choice of name requires careful consideration.
Tush and fanny have been mentioned, the Dutch refer to the buttocks as 'kont' - so be sure what you're asking for - if you want an enjoyable city break.