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Opinions from men about ball-sucking, please

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NobdieTheNob · 17/12/2019 21:11

Do you like having your balls sucked? Sorry not to beat about the bush, but I am wondering. If so (or if not), why?

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HappyHammy · 17/12/2019 21:16

Crown Confusedk9

sebashocked · 17/12/2019 21:17

Rugby, football, cricket or ping pong?
Disclaimer: I am not, bor have ever been a man

TheCrowFromBelow · 17/12/2019 21:19

Um better suited to sex than chat Mr Nob

Wildorchidz · 17/12/2019 21:20

😶

4cats2kids · 17/12/2019 21:20

Well, the chef from South Park seemed to lol

feathermucker · 17/12/2019 21:20

🙄

IhateBoswell · 17/12/2019 21:22

Ask on a site where the users are predominantly men, that would probably help.

Or the man whose balls you actually want to suck on 😒

EllebellyBeeblebrox · 17/12/2019 21:22

Oh dear

Opinions from men about ball-sucking, please
NotMyRealName123 · 17/12/2019 21:24

Uncle Joe's Mint Balls? I try to suck them until they're completely gone. I usually end up biting them though

cheesemumma · 17/12/2019 21:24

@IhateBoswell that made me lol! Thank you. 😆😆😆

Northernsoullover · 17/12/2019 21:25

Crown Envy that ain't envy.
I nearly choked on my After Eight. That's not a euphemism. Why don't you ask on Reddit?

ReggieLedoux · 17/12/2019 21:27

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NobdieTheNob · 17/12/2019 21:30

PMSL

Sorry. I know I might have had gin despite it only being Tuesday, but I should have known better. Grin

I can assure you that I am not a man, TheCrow. Or I wasn't when I last checked.

I probably need to go away and knit a little pair of Christmas ball-warmers, or something.

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LilyMumsnet · 17/12/2019 21:31

Hi all

Just swinging by to say OP looks legit and has been on the site for many, many years. We can't vouch 100% but we're going to move this thread over to the sex topic now.

Pinkarsedfly · 17/12/2019 21:31
Xmas Grin
Pinkarsedfly · 17/12/2019 21:32

Swinging by, huh?

YouRemindMeOfTheBabelfish · 17/12/2019 21:33

I'm very tactile and also sensitive to what's in my mouth.

Fuck what the guy thinks, what are YOU thinking.

Saggy empty skin with two larger marbles lost inside, covered in hair and coming with a musk only achievable through perineal sweat and unshaken piss.

Ahh.

No.

TheCrowFromBelow · 17/12/2019 21:33

Bell warmers sound more traditional but whatever floats your boat.
Is saying "bottoms up" appropriate? Gin Xmas Grin

ItsNearlyMorning · 17/12/2019 21:33

Have you got Facebook?
I'd post this question on your timeline.
You're bound to get a few quick answers 😉

ItsNearlyMorning · 17/12/2019 21:34

@YouRemindMeOfTheBabelfish this exactly 😂

NobdieTheNob · 17/12/2019 21:38

Thank you for vouching for me, @LilyMumsnet . I am pretty certain that I have been here since it was all fields and my toddlers wore Mini Boden (so around 2006). Thanks for moving to the sex section - I had decided against AIBU, for fear of attracting weirdos. Confused

I don't do any social media other than MN (don't even have a phone that goes online), but that's probably a good thing as I don't want a load of weirdos sending me dick pics.

I was genuinely just wondering what men got out of it. I do it, regularly, because DP seems to like it. But I was kind of wondering if he genuinely did (rather than just humouring me) and, if so, why.

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ItsNearlyMorning · 17/12/2019 21:57

I honestly thought you were a Percy man op.
I'm sorry.
Don't post this on social media !
I don't know what men get out of it but it's not for me I know that.

ItsNearlyMorning · 17/12/2019 21:57

Pervy not Percy !

ArabellaPilkington · 17/12/2019 22:09

What the actual fuck with the nn OP?

Signoftimes · 17/12/2019 22:12

Ok.....I’ll bite (no pun intended!)

I a guy....and no i don’t like it. Does nothing for me at all

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