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To ask what you do with lube hands?

40 replies

lubeconfused · 09/07/2018 07:51

Question which has been bugging me for many years. You're getting down to dtd...decide to use lube...put said lube on your hands and distribute as needed. Great, time to get down to business...except now hands are wet and sticky. Do I pause proceedings to go and get a towel? Wipe on the bed sheets? Wipe on dh? There must be a better way.....

OP posts:
IllBeAtTheBarIfYouNeedMe · 09/07/2018 08:04

You give the lube to dh to ‘distribute’. Then it’s his problem, not yours

speakout · 09/07/2018 08:07

Wipe them on OH's arse.

MellowMelly · 09/07/2018 08:08

Sharing is caring...wipe on DH!

emwithme · 09/07/2018 08:12

If I've been distributing, it gets wiped on DH's hairy back. If he's been distributing, he uses the sex towel (which starts off on his side of the room).

Worieddd · 09/07/2018 08:14

Wiped on DH

WeirdScenesInsideTheGoldmine · 09/07/2018 08:15

Rub it on your face, it’s moisturiser!!

CambridgeAnaglypta · 09/07/2018 08:17

Sex towel Shock

Onwhitehorses · 09/07/2018 08:17

Very nice dear. Reported.

toolonglurking · 09/07/2018 08:18

Wipe on his boxers Grin

Branleuse · 09/07/2018 08:18

dip them in the beaker

Branleuse · 09/07/2018 08:19

or use the excess for quick fisting

GertrudeCB · 09/07/2018 08:19

Onwhitehorses really? Reported for what, exactly?

GrapesAreMyJam · 09/07/2018 08:19

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pinkgirl1234 · 09/07/2018 08:21

Oh good grief. Is this the new penis beaker?

YerAuntFanny · 09/07/2018 08:21

Sex towel 😂😂

Surely wet and sticky hands just add to the fun any way?! I'm sure it'll all rub off somewhere!

pinkgirl1234 · 09/07/2018 08:23

or use the excess for quick fisting
😂😂

I'm feeling really grumpy tonight but that made me laugh out loud.

Bobbiepin · 09/07/2018 08:26

I was gonna say penis beaker but sex towel???

EdmundCleverClogs · 09/07/2018 08:33

GertrudeCB, I imagine for the op seemingly joining MN looking for sex stories.

Dottierichardson · 09/07/2018 08:35

If this is for real then buy a box of tissues and have them handy/use baby wipes/get a towel...How difficult can it be to work that out!

ShreddedFeet · 09/07/2018 08:38

You need a Lube Beaker beside the bed!

Original poster
Lubeconfused · 09/07/2018 08:40

I wasn't looking for sex stories! Not sure I'm come to mumsnet for that thank you - but whatever floats your boat!
I was genuinely wondering as we're ttc and using fertility friendly lube which I'm not used to and I didn't quite realise how messy it would be!

OP posts:
Passmethecrisps · 09/07/2018 08:42

But you seem to have made a new account with a slightly different name

NotAsGreenAsCabbageLooking · 09/07/2018 08:43

It’s taken you ‘many years’ to not think of tissue on your own?

QueenoftheNights · 09/07/2018 08:44

Given sex is wet and messy anyway I can't see why a bit of excess lube is an issue.

Dontfuckingsaycheese · 09/07/2018 08:47

"the" sex towel @emwithme??
I want to hear more about that....

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