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lubeconfused · 09/07/2018 07:51

Question which has been bugging me for many years. You're getting down to dtd...decide to use lube...put said lube on your hands and distribute as needed. Great, time to get down to business...except now hands are wet and sticky. Do I pause proceedings to go and get a towel? Wipe on the bed sheets? Wipe on dh? There must be a better way.....

DawnMumsnet · 09/07/2018 09:37

Hi OP,

Hope you don't mind but we're going to move this thread over to the Sex topic so it doesn't put people off their cornflakes this early on a Monday morning.

In case anyone was wondering - yes, the OP's been around for years and, as she's said above, we have absolutely no reason to think she's trying to dupe the whole of Mumsnet with her lies. Grin

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