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Need some advice please - wwyd

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weirdhairguywwyd · 25/07/2017 09:05

I have been seeing a guy since January this year, we were friends for a couple of years before that. We have a lot of fun together and he really cares for me, took me away for my birthday and I recently went and met some of his friends and we got on well.

I just needed to bring this up here because I can’t really talk to any of my friends in real life about it, its just too weird,

We were in bed the other day I got up for a shower and casually mentioned I need a trim *down there

He was immediately quite turned on and asked if he could do it, which I thought was weird, but ok whatever. I since googled and found out that this is something that people do so, not that odd so far

I lay down and he used my trimmers on me and it actually felt quite nice, I quite enjoyed it, certainly better than doing it myself.

Then the next thing that happened was just fucking weird, he started eating the hair?! Like shoving it in his mouth and washing it down with water. I was. I just kind of lay there looking shocked and not knowing what to say. He laughed and said ‘well what do you think of that then’ and looked really pleased with himself.

I’m kind of left feeling a bit weird and not knowing what to do. On the one hand we have a really great sex life and I’ve never felt uncomfortable around him before. On the other hand that was just fucking weird!!

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Brahms3rdracket · 28/07/2017 12:28

Considering the lack of response from op, I assume this is a summer holiday project. Pretty good - 9/10 Smile

TDHManchester · 28/07/2017 17:05

Urgh..that is very weird and i could see why a girl would be put off by it.

An ex of mine loved the idea of just laying back and being trimmed/shaved by me. I was alwats careful and took my time. She found it arousing and once finished and showered she would insist that i satiate her desires.

iMatter · 28/07/2017 17:15

I gag if one of my own head hairs finds its way into my mouth.

Deliberately stuffing someone else's pubes in your gob is a different league.

icebearforpresident · 31/07/2017 18:47

Well it won't be a merkin

Officially the funniest thing i've seen on mumsnet.

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