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Need some advice please - wwyd

79 replies

weirdhairguywwyd · 25/07/2017 09:05

I have been seeing a guy since January this year, we were friends for a couple of years before that. We have a lot of fun together and he really cares for me, took me away for my birthday and I recently went and met some of his friends and we got on well.

I just needed to bring this up here because I can’t really talk to any of my friends in real life about it, its just too weird,

We were in bed the other day I got up for a shower and casually mentioned I need a trim *down there

He was immediately quite turned on and asked if he could do it, which I thought was weird, but ok whatever. I since googled and found out that this is something that people do so, not that odd so far

I lay down and he used my trimmers on me and it actually felt quite nice, I quite enjoyed it, certainly better than doing it myself.

Then the next thing that happened was just fucking weird, he started eating the hair?! Like shoving it in his mouth and washing it down with water. I was. I just kind of lay there looking shocked and not knowing what to say. He laughed and said ‘well what do you think of that then’ and looked really pleased with himself.

I’m kind of left feeling a bit weird and not knowing what to do. On the one hand we have a really great sex life and I’ve never felt uncomfortable around him before. On the other hand that was just fucking weird!!

OP posts:
freefaller1 · 25/07/2017 18:39

Clown sex sounds like a barrel of laughs.

Do both dress up as clowns or does one pretend to be a rubber chicken?

Just out of curiosity, not going to try it or anything...

Oliack1417 · 25/07/2017 18:46

Gosh I really didn't see that coming... 😮

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 25/07/2017 18:47

I think it relies heavily on custard pie-ing each other and squirting water out of fake flowers. Probably creepier than pube gobbling.

WaspsAreBastards · 25/07/2017 20:12

It also makes me wonder what else he has up his sleeve.

Well it won't be a merkin.

WaspsAreBastards · 25/07/2017 20:13

There's a street called Merkin Avenue in a town a wee distance away from me, in fact.

EmmaC78 · 25/07/2017 20:48

Well I wasn't expecting that! Shock

Me neither and now I am wishing I could unread this thread.

abundantlyclear · 25/07/2017 21:10

I'm lost for words!!
It sounds like a serious fetish - I couldn't put up with this. It's just too......niche

Notfastjustfurious · 25/07/2017 21:26

Pube eating and group clown sex. I'm not sure which makes me the most queasy tbh. Except the thought of pubes stuck at the back of your throat - or worse clown pubes stuck at the back of your throat and you'd just be stuck there pulling at it for ages and it would be the longest comedy pube ever and.... oh god wish I'd never started this EnvyEnvy (Not envy)

Violetcharlotte · 25/07/2017 21:41

WTF?! This is probably one of the most bizarre things I've read on the internet, let alone on Mumsnet Shock

WanderingTrolley1 · 25/07/2017 21:45

That is quite revolting! What was your response?

8FencingWire · 25/07/2017 21:49

What did you say to that?!!!

WaspsAreBastards · 25/07/2017 22:01

and it would be the longest comedy pube ever and.... Grin

TheCunkOfPhilomena · 26/07/2017 01:10

Do you think he'll give you a pedicure and eat your toenails next?

Piewraith · 26/07/2017 10:02

After spending my adult life reading Dan Savage, working as an emergency department nurse and dating a pee fetishist, I thought nothing sexual could shock me. Just today at work, we had to cut off a cock cage off a guy that lost the key, not to mention all the vibraters, bottles and zucchinis retrieved from patients bums over the years. Didn't raise my eyebrow.

However this has me lost for words!

RebelRogue · 26/07/2017 10:14

No. Just no.

saleorbouy · 26/07/2017 17:50

Perhaps he should become a beautician. He sounds attentive enough to do a good wax and he'd have a ready supply of food!

runningintothelight · 27/07/2017 00:07

Im so sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever read and it made my fucking day !!

Orlandointhewilderness · 27/07/2017 00:35

Ha ha! WTAF!?! Please, we must know what you said.

I suppose it is harmless hairless enough! if you don't like it, tell him not to do it again. I suppose it would be useful having a very willing partner to trim/dispose of pubes though!

YellowPaisley · 27/07/2017 00:36

What?! Noshing on your pubes! That is seriously weird. Each to their own I suppose

InigoTaran · 27/07/2017 00:39

Where has the OP gone...?

MargotLovedTom1 · 27/07/2017 00:46

Remember on The Word years ago someone ate pubes, then said "I'll do anything to get on TV!"?
How old is this feller, just out of interest......? Wink

Joking aside, that is bloody awful.

MrsJayy · 27/07/2017 07:47

Wait a minute cock cage WHAT ??

sparklybuttired · 28/07/2017 08:42

Omg this has made me smile and I was feeling pretty miserable bork!!! I'd have asked him wtf was he doing wierd!!

So funnnnnnny though !

Whatcanido13 · 28/07/2017 09:55

Holy moly this made my coffee come out my nose. Was not expecting that!!
Maybe ask him a little bit about why he likes it and try figure out something else you could try that's not quite so fucking demented unusual?
The fact that he looked so pleased with himself 😂😂😂

Minnie747 · 28/07/2017 10:00

All ok until the last bit! Wow total turn off!

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