Need some advice please - wwyd

[weirdhairguywwyd]

I have been seeing a guy since January this year, we were friends for a couple of years before that. We have a lot of fun together and he really cares for me, took me away for my birthday and I recently went and met some of his friends and we got on well.



I just needed to bring this up here because I can’t really talk to any of my friends in real life about it, its just too weird,



We were in bed the other day I got up for a shower and casually mentioned I need a trim *down there



He was immediately quite turned on and asked if he could do it, which I thought was weird, but ok whatever. I since googled and found out that this is something that people do so, not that odd so far



I lay down and he used my trimmers on me and it actually felt quite nice, I quite enjoyed it, certainly better than doing it myself.



Then the next thing that happened was just fucking weird, he started eating the hair?! Like shoving it in his mouth and washing it down with water. I was. I just kind of lay there looking shocked and not knowing what to say. He laughed and said ‘well what do you think of that then’ and looked really pleased with himself.



I’m kind of left feeling a bit weird and not knowing what to do. On the one hand we have a really great sex life and I’ve never felt uncomfortable around him before. On the other hand that was just fucking weird!!

[maras2]

First but now not last time I visit the 'Sex' topic.
PMSL.

[Venusflytwat]

Roaring @ "it's not even half nine" 😂

I think I would have run gagging from the house.

[PollytheDolly]

How interesting.

So he's building his own ultimate bog brush for ablutions later on.

[Bluntness100]

Eugh,,,that's disgusting, even making that up is disgusting if it's not real. Who the fuck would do that.

[LanaKanesLeftNippleTassle]

Oh. My. God.

WTAF did I just read??!

I do/ have done some pretty, ummm, "interesting" stuff in the bedroom, but hair eating definitely does not turn me on. At. All.

I bet he's got a fucking weird fetish about pubes or something, like the people who rub themselves on balloons, or have group clown sex.

Trust me it's all out there somewhere! Just don't google it, or your computer will be tainted forever.....unless sex with balloons happens to be your thing, in which case crack on!

[pudding21]

How bizarre, most people can't tolerate a stray pube in their mouths after oral. Hahahahahaha! I would ask him, WHY and WTAF!!

[freefaller1]

Hmm... I would have asked then and there what he was doing??

That fact that you didn't probably means you don't care that much but if you didn't like it just say next time.

Shave away but please can you not eat my pubes this time.

Did you kiss him after??

It also makes me wonder what else he has up his sleeve.

Some people are strange/like strange things and although this is quite high up on the scale of strange it is harmless. Like I said though and with anything if you don't like it just say...but will he snack on his own pubes if you ban him from eating yours...?
Too many questions, I'll leave it there.

[Patchouli666]

'Well what do you think of that then?'
However weird I would have pissed myself laughing at that one liner!

[Sparkletastic]

It's a no from me.

[BoobleMcB]

I'm with @Patchouli666 What DID you think of That? 😂😂 surely there was no kissing/sex after?!

[namobamo1]

Wha-

[34AQuid]

I was going to say thats the least sexy 'sex thing' I've heard in a very long time....but actually, group clown sex beats it by a whisker. Thanks Lana

[Renarde75]

I have never and I mean NEVER on my 3 1/2 years on Fet EVER come across that as a fetish.

Wow. Just wow.

[Renarde75]

It also makes me wonder what else he has up his sleeve.

^THIS!!!

[Only1scoop]

Oh....hair enough

[PlymouthMaid1]

Weirder than a very weird thing.

[duxb]

I'd be having a conversation with him about why he did it.

If everything else in your relationship is good then a frank discussion shouldn't be too difficult and you can decide what to do from there.

If you don't want him to do it again then ask him not too.

[mortificado]

Just had to explain to people at work why my face went from normal to totally horrified!

This can't be real?!

[freefaller1]

The proud bit gets me. Are you sure he didn't pretend to eat it, some sort of weird joke like when you pretend to take a child's nose?

[Rainybo]

OP please tell us what you said to him?!?

'What do you think about that then?' 😂

[ILostItInTheEarlyNineties]

Yes freefaller it could have been some sort of magic trick. This probably means he's leading up to clown sex .

[DaisysStew]

Well I wasn't expecting that!

On the plus side if you ever cook for him you don't have to worry if you get a stray hair in the dinner...

[Easilyflattered]

Seriously though, he's going to do himself a mischief swallowing all that hair...

[CatsCantFlyFast]

Needing to know your response to him

[SirNiallDementia]

This is actually the most bizarre thing I've ever read on Mumsnet and there's loads of weird shit on here.

He ate your pubes, what the actual fuck??

You have to ask him what that was about.