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79 replies

Hobby2014 · 08/06/2015 17:01

Nothing to add about my sex life, mind.

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tumbletime · 08/06/2015 17:04

Hopefully the fact that you will have to have been registered on the site for 90 days before posting in this topic will reduce the number of potential trolls, will be interesting to see if it works!

Hobby2014 · 08/06/2015 17:05

We need to make note of the date in 90 days and then get our troll hunting gear organised.

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RebeccaMumsnet · 08/06/2015 17:06

You mean get ready to hit report, obvs Hobby?

LineRunner · 08/06/2015 17:07

I am proud to be the third sex poster.

longlistofexlovers · 08/06/2015 17:15

I'm so happy. I love sex.

DownstairsMixUp · 08/06/2015 17:17

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This has been withdrawn by MNHQ at the poster's request.

ItsRainingInBaltimore · 08/06/2015 17:19

Does this mean we don't have to read everybody's TMI in chat now?

Please God, say yes.

OhNoNotMyBaby · 08/06/2015 17:20

Well this is very exciting....
But then again... when it's all above board and 'allowed' it kind of stops being quite so exciting....

I wish I could think of something really sexy to write about.... anyone?

TantrumsAndBalloons · 08/06/2015 17:21

I am thrilled.

I can hide the entire topic.

MNHQ, is there any way you can move threads over here if people still insist on posting in chat or AIBU?

Sparklingbrook · 08/06/2015 17:23

Great. Brace yourselves for around the time the schools go back in September. But of course they will need to register right away and start posting in different topics to take advantage of that date.

StillStayingClassySanDiego · 08/06/2015 17:34

Well not much to see here. Grin.

RebeccaMumsnet · 08/06/2015 17:35

Tantrums - yes, report it and we will have a look and check that the OP is happy for us to move it over.

LineRunner · 08/06/2015 17:37

I think it should be called Sex Fiends.

Shizzy · 08/06/2015 17:37

I've forgotten what sex is. Is this where I'm supposed to come to be reminded what it's all about?

ChannelingFlop · 08/06/2015 17:38

willies!

TheFirstOfHerName · 08/06/2015 17:38

Surely everything on Mn is about sex? I'm not sure we're even going to need the rest of the site now. Grin

LineRunner · 08/06/2015 17:41

I'm wondering about having a special sex nickname. SexRunner. SexSexer.

And we'll need an emoticon.

SnakeyMcBadass · 08/06/2015 17:41

I think Pervy Filth has a ring to it.

LineRunner · 08/06/2015 17:46

Oh, and a big shout out to the Daily Mail! Hiya guys. Grin

Debinaround · 08/06/2015 17:47

I'm the same Shizzy. I know I must have done it at least twice because I have a 3 year old son and I'm 38 weeks pregnant but I'm buggered if I can remember it.

Might try it again tonight, see if I remember what to do. I have heard it's like riding a bike....Grin

00100001 · 08/06/2015 17:47

Excellent!!

I'm gonna post something... now what to post... hmmm

00100001 · 08/06/2015 17:47

and do I name change [ponders]

HermioneWeasley · 08/06/2015 17:49

Yes, need new range of emoticons for this topic. A sex board for example - I imagine it as slightly wider and sturdier than an ironing board

LineRunner · 08/06/2015 17:50

What's 69 in binary?

SnakeyMcBadass is just too good a name to mess with, sexually.

Sparklingbrook · 08/06/2015 17:50

I would imagine namechanging is mandatory. Hmm

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