We have a sex section ��

[Hobby2014]

Nothing to add about my sex life, mind.

Marking place

Five years ago I asked for this. Took your ruddy time.

Getting out my pen & paper to learn a thing or two

Debinaround you're a braver woman than me. Think I've done it once recently (read: the part decade) as I've an almost 4 year old....

Well the Daily Fail will be absolutely made up with this for sure. Prurient fuckers.

MassiveCockSilverFox - I salute you for your namechange. Or for having that name all along which would require massive cojones/ovaries of steel!

1000101 is the name change you're looking for, LineRunner.

Now, sex... so, I rather like the breathy sound of the player in the Dave Brubeck Quartet... Oops, no, that's sax, isn't it? Sorry, been a long time, not sure I quite remember the difference.

The first rule about sex club is...

I've had a thought. A proper thought, not an improper thought.

If MNHQ move a thread over to the Sex Board from, say, Am I Being A Troll, what happens to all the posts from people who haven't been registered for the requisite 90 days?

It could be a Trojan Horse situation.

Ooh smart trolls. We don't get many of those.

Ahh good point line!

Awesome. Can hide it, too.

Ooh that's interesting Line they would disappear surely?

ahhh i can change my name to 01000101 - they'll never know it's me!

Surely we already have a Creative Writing section?

Thanks, Lurcio. I think that 00100001 should have first dibs on 01000101. And I don't want to be typing that again...

Thank God I can't get the pics up on my phone (fnar fnar)

Urgh. Sex is rude and dirty and rude. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

hello hello people. now then, what's all this about? I want to know what sex is, and nope, I've never done it, my children are miraculous, all three of them well two and a bit

Please its finally here,

This can't be a sex topic

Golferman, His Lovely Wife (her name may or may not be Jacqueline) and their Superadventurous Sex Life are not here

The sex is referred to in our house as 'doing rudes' I feel naughty knowing there's a sex area here - like the back room of some seedy nightclub

Disclaimer - I have never been to such a place and am only speculating their existence

This'll be like the fecking Christmas & royals topics. Everyone will ignore it
and will continue to troll post in chat/AIBU/other topics so even though I've hidden the topic, I can't avoid it. Betcha.

I'm sure Golferman will be along shortly to entertain you all.