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79 replies

Hobby2014 · 08/06/2015 17:01

Nothing to add about my sex life, mind.

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AnyFucker · 08/06/2015 19:27

Mind you, for those people who have long campaigned for a Hide Poster option, hiding this topic would effectively mean the same for some of our "regular contributors"

SqueezyCheeseWeasel · 08/06/2015 19:36

So long as it actually gets used.

00100001 · 08/06/2015 21:48

I can't see how hide a poster would actually work. Sure from a technical POV but from a conversation flow POV it wouldn't work

If you block me for example (I know I'm irritating enough to be blocked by many people) then presumably you'd miss bits of the convo and would perhaps repeat them and possibly get confused about what's going on in a thread?

AnyFucker · 08/06/2015 22:29

I think you missed my point, 001

elQuintoConyo · 08/06/2015 22:41

Ooh, a sex topic

AnyFucker · 08/06/2015 22:43

quinto, you will insist on wearing those nylon nightdresses

GlitterTwinkleToes · 08/06/2015 22:44

Ooh exciting times Wink

AnyFucker · 08/06/2015 22:47

I think it would be a lot of fun to troll this topic with tales of really boring sex Grin

the more vanilla the better

stuff like "me and my hubby enjoy congress on a weekly basis with the lights off. He always pulls my (nylon, natch) nightdress down when he has found his pleasure. AIBU ?"

or summat

QueenBean · 08/06/2015 22:48

Does this mean that all those "what's the difference between sex and gender" threads which we seem to have debated 84,900 times will finally have a home?

No? Have I missed the point?

AnyFucker · 08/06/2015 22:49

heh

RJnomore · 08/06/2015 22:54

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

TheFirstOfHerName · 08/06/2015 23:11

So long as it actually gets used.

That's what she said.
(Or for those of us over the age of 20... as the actress said to the bishop)

00100001 · 09/06/2015 07:29

Sorry AF, what was your point?

ThisTimeIAmMagic · 09/06/2015 10:01

Down with this sort of thing! Wink

elQuintoConyo · 09/06/2015 20:21

Wincyette, if it's Friday Wink

Mandatorymongoose · 09/06/2015 22:21

Up with the other sort of thing! Wink

Only1scoop · 09/06/2015 22:22

Erection section? Where?

TheImprobableGirl · 09/06/2015 22:27

I think there should be more rules.... Only been a member for over 90 days, wearing wincyette, has no knowledge of penis cleaning apparatus (beaker or otherwise) and firmly calls their lady parts proper names.... Like vulva and not foof

pasbeaucoupdegendarme · 09/06/2015 22:29

There were 69 replies when I clicked on this thread. I just thought that needed noting. Smile

Only1scoop · 09/06/2015 22:31

I'm waiting for

'Can anyone sex this hamster for me'?

flatbellyfella · 10/06/2015 13:34

Will this face take on a new meaning Shock in the sex posts? I hope they police the picture uploads....

MovingOnUpMovingOnOut · 10/06/2015 13:44

T'will be like feminism all over again. Except it will be people with a keen interest in keeping the topic on track, not de-railing it this time.

If any of these threads seep over to normal boards I will post "I like missionary with the lights off." on every one to de-rail it from the perversions.

elQuintoConyo · 11/06/2015 08:22

Would vanilla ice cream (Tesco value) spice up my sex life?

LineRunner · 11/06/2015 08:33

What you planing on doing with it?

LineRunner · 11/06/2015 08:34

Planning not planing. I was obviously thinking of the Hot Builder when I typed that.

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