Because I said no?

[EasterBummy]

So DH and I are playing in bed, and things start getting heated and were kissing, touching...you get the drift when next thing I know he's trying to poke his man stick in my ears!! I'm like wtaf and kick him off but he looks hurt and asks why I did that?
I say because my ears are fluffy yes, feel soft yes but are not for you to poke!
He said they are just another hole for him to fill with His goo juice!
So AIBU? It takes me ages to keep them clean, look > [bugrin] < that's me, big smile for the camera! [busmile]

Oh good heavens, Peverted bunnies at Easter.
I'm cancelling Christmas otherwise I dread to think what'll happen to St Nick

Oh no I am dreading the St Nic's posts now!

Well given that he only cums once a year (and that is down the chimney) I dont think it will be too bad.

Down the chimney...oooeeerrr .....I didn't realise we were talkinga bout taht kind of sex! hasn't a clue what she is actually talking about

Oh please... Not Santa.

movie has them all, Including the tooth fairy and the sand man. It's hilarious. Not out until November though.

Mrs Claus doesnt like to use the word "bum", she thinks it common. She uses "chimney" instead

Aaah so santa comes down that kind of chimney! sounds kind of messy

Better hers than mine!

I think its time for bed to wonder whether a flue counts as a chimney

Bogey - Does that mean you are going down a ....ahem...flue?

OK, I didnt want to say anything before but....

Lesley, we all love you and we all want the best for you. But you are hurting the people that care about you and I think that you need to get help with your obsessions.

Stalking bunnies, weird sexual proclivities and now a fixation on yuletide bumsex. I am sure that even you can see that this isnt right, cant you?

I don't know what to say? Perhaps I can get...help? Should I confess to my DP my obsessions on here?

Hey, Jack Frost wasnt always just a nice guy that makes patterns on windows! If he can turn himself around then so can you :)

I think that it would be good if you talked to your DP, I am sure that he would be very supportive.

Dont forget that MN will be behind you every step of the way

FNAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR :o

As long as you are all behind me...supporting me. Although I think DP may be quite...mmmm....surprised at my confession. Off to bed now to confess. And thank you for making me see the unhealthiness of my behaviour.

Read all this thread, tres bien!

So we've just shipped out our Creme eggs for all...if they're are extra creamy you all know why...

Happy Easter! [bugrin]

Can't you offer him something imaginative with chocolate instead? It's sticky AND yummy afterall.

Hold on. Am intrigued about that name 'WishingRLwouldfuckoff'. Am I being dense? Who is RL? Do spill (but not in my ears please).

bums - extra creamy...yeeeuuuch!

Real Life =RL

Well that is one way to get your ears syringed, I suppose.

I heard about this once, almost 10 years ago

I was with a group of girls at least 10 years older than me so around 30. One talked about sticking willy in the ear. For ages I thought what the hell is she talking about. I later accepted it was just a silly comment.

Guess not... haha

All I can say is, I would advise not to cum in your ear. If it goes down the ear hole. If you're open, maybe discuss ears turning him on etc but find a way to not let it end in that

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