Because I said no?

[EasterBummy]

So DH and I are playing in bed, and things start getting heated and were kissing, touching...you get the drift when next thing I know he's trying to poke his man stick in my ears!! I'm like wtaf and kick him off but he looks hurt and asks why I did that?
I say because my ears are fluffy yes, feel soft yes but are not for you to poke!
He said they are just another hole for him to fill with His goo juice!
So AIBU? It takes me ages to keep them clean, look > [bugrin] < that's me, big smile for the camera! [busmile]

Iirc, OP, you said before that you have 1,047 children. I realise it's very difficult to feed and house them all, even though you do keep building extensions, and you said that DH really likes a lot of unprotected sex.

I was wondering if his new fetish for shagging your ears might be his (feeble) attempt at contraception?

As garlic says this is actually him being responsible. After all, it is us hard working tax payers who are keeping your very large brood.

[bugrin] lesley

....and you are prone to multiples.

So I should let him put jizz in my lurvly furry ears?? Oh I really don't want to! It gets all sticky and no one will pet me... [busad]

You rabbits and the millions of children you pop out with no intention of financially supporting make me sick.

And how many Easter eggs are you planning on leaving them? Costing the NHS money when they inevitably succumb to Obesity and Laziness?

Lesley, that is outragreous!

you dont know that the OP is claiming anything for her brood. Just assuming that you are paying for her large family is offensive to every hard working parent in the country.

OP, is your DH called Warren by any chance?

Actually OP I seem to remember you on that thread moaning that your CB was only paid out for the first 450 of your brood and you wouldn't accept that this was actually exceptionally generous. And didn't you also complain that some of your brood were having to share bedrooms in your highly subsdised social housing. So I think YABVU not to recognise that your DP is taking responsibility at long last.

Bogey are you seriously suggesting that Warren is able to financially support this large brood .

Just do what your dh wants.

He will leave you otherwise , you fridged bunny!!!!

ICK.

Try explaining that ear infection to the Dr.

If you can't afford to pay to raise your own children, you should let him jizz in your ears instead!

Contraception is free in this country you know.

This would never happen in France. Everybody is far too concerned with nice clothes and good food to ever bother with ear sex.

How thin is his willy and how big are are your lugholes!

Clearly you didnt read that thread properly Lesley. It transpired that the reason only the 450 got CB is because the other 500 odd all had 1000+ children of their own and some of them were the same children!

the OP did infact apologise for drip feeding.

FFS, RTFT!!

That's everybody, by the way. With absolutely no exceptions.

McFluffster Its amazing there is any frenchies left!

Sorry bogey [bublush]

Oh it's a joke! My rabbit Stella got violated by my friend's male one and subsequently had babies. However first he got it wrong and shagged her face and left jizz everywhere...

lesley i am merely pointing out that claiming CB doesnt mean that they are scrounging off the state. Until the new laws come in, billionaires are entitled to claim CB! And frankly the way you are stalking the OP, if was her I would be worried that you had watched Fatal Attraction recently!

Children are only bred there in order to model clothing with tiny boats on in very chic catalogues...

Pmsl @ Fatal Attraction

Was he getting a bit eggcited?

:o

Bogey, how dare you!