Because I said no?

[EasterBummy]

So DH and I are playing in bed, and things start getting heated and were kissing, touching...you get the drift when next thing I know he's trying to poke his man stick in my ears!! I'm like wtaf and kick him off but he looks hurt and asks why I did that?
I say because my ears are fluffy yes, feel soft yes but are not for you to poke!
He said they are just another hole for him to fill with His goo juice!
So AIBU? It takes me ages to keep them clean, look > [bugrin] < that's me, big smile for the camera! [busmile]

No Tufty He was getting fluffstrated ! She's not giving it to him after all!

[buconfused] so do I let him jizz or not? He's waiting expectantly at my feet thumping his foot!

But but....what if I get preggers again by the jizz traveling down my ear to my bunny [bubiscuit] hole? [bushock]

OP - If you have to come on MN and ask us that then you have biger issues IMHO.

HTH

No don't. It might give you a receding hare line. Snork snork.

Goo juice? Does he think he's a creme egg?

Quite frankly, I think you have bigger problems than ear sex

smarties

Clutching at straws here but maybe you could sort of hutch up and give him the run around so it ends up in your [bubiscuit]. Or is he too rampant for that?

Did you have ear sex on your bunny-moon ?

He's humping my leg... [buhmm]

[bushock] I am not cleaning that up!!....

Lest he didn't get my lurvly ears... [bugrin]

sparky - I thought you were going to bed for some bumsex? Is your DP waiting for you?

I'm off now.

Bumsex here I come....

Warren! Well played. [bugrin]

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I can't wait!

aithankyoooo!

Yeeeuuuch!

Oo good he's all hopped out!

I will get some rest now... Thank you MNers for all your support!

Bummy out [bugrin]

OP, when you give him a BJ, is it all teeth?

HTH

I think we can all retire, safe in the knowledge of a job well done!

Eggselent thread, EB!

Sleep well with your stickysnugglebunny [busmile]

Was he trying to fuck your brains out?

Still trying to mop tea off the keyboard.

I'm not really sure TheSecondComing is a nickname the OP wants to read right now

Remember when the Easter bunny was jizz free and brought you chocolate eggs? I feel tainted by you all!

On top form tonight Worra!