What is the most interesting/weird/exotic place you've made love in?

[drdare]

Mine would be...
In the university library basement between two shelf stacks that were on electric rollers.

A bird hide!!

Inside a massive inglenook fireplace in Duras castle in The Dordogne. Started off in a guards room in a turret but felt too exposed so found a more secret place. Was fun, fond memories

in a forest, just next to a well-used walking path

Friday again?

Pressed up against the window of our hotel room overlooking the pyramids, last March.
Unfortunately we had no balcony, so had to make do with me perched on the back of a chair - just as well really, the noise outside was horrendous and 24/7.

Looking forward to a bit of al-fresco nookie on a secluded part of the beach in Cuba next month, only 4 hotels on the island so privacy shouldn't be a problem. When I booked an adult-only hotel, DH raised an eyebrow and asked what sort of adult hotel!

We did try and get jiggy in a pool at a Disneyworld hotel last September, there were a few cameras about though and the thought of security guards watching killed the mood slightly. I did fancy a bit on the bonnet of a Dodge Charger in the middle of nowhere in Orlando during a spectacular rain storm but we would have probably been struck by lightning or arrested by an Orange county sheriff.

In the High Court.

Friday and a sex question. You can guarantee that Mal will not only answer but give additional details, describe something she is planning, add in a few other sexcapades too. She didn't mention flavoured lube this time though. She's slipping.

I'm a library by profession and started out working in a uni library. A survey suggested that 19% of students had shagged in the library. Not so weird or unusual after all.

I've never made love. Can't simper either.

In a Roman ampitheatre.

At night. It was otherwise empty - we weren't the entertainment between the gladiators.

A library? Bloody hell, that would be interesting. The OP has NOT had sex in my rolling stacks.

I'm a librarian.

"She didn't mention flavoured lube this time though. She's slipping."

On the lube? Danger sex!

don't really have any interesting, weird or exotic places, but the most awkward place was my sister's spare room, on the little sofa bed she had at the time.

I know you're reading this, sis. Add it to the list of things you had to find out on Mumsnet

Oh Pineapplechunks mine is very similar

In a fortress tower in a castle in Devon.

It was very fast, but sooo exciting.

But the best was in a bush in Greenwich park at midnight New Years eve, so many fireworks.

Umm... in the university library, on a desk (obv not that unusual though, reading other people's responses!)

So I guess the most unusual was either on the roof of halls at uni, or on the top deck of a bus

A park in Barcelona, many many years ago...

In a steam train. I thought at the time (I was 17) that every time I saw a steam train, I would be reminded of this wonderful, passionate moment.

That was before I had two Thomas the Tank Engine-obsessed DSs.

Just thought of a potentially very embarrassing Egypt one, our last hotel was in Sharm, FIL had the room next door to ours, they had a little patio outside with a gate then sliding glass doors with voile curtains.
We would go for a "lie down" every afternoon to get out of the sun and this particular day we hadn't locked the glass doors, thankfully the curtains were closed though - I was astride DH on a low sofa, he was facing the large mirrored wardobes {grin], I was facing the doors, we were very "busy" and I heard the gate squeak and saw the shadow of FIL approaching ! I tensed up and DH erm, rather vocally "let go", FIL stopped, turned around and walked away.

He always asked us if we'd had a nice "rest" with a smirk after that.

Basingstoke, probably.

Every toilet in our college halls of residence on the same night

In the Maldives on outside day bed, in the sea in Zante, in a room with other people sleeping (I was young - there is no excuse but hey).

I think they need a wistful emoticon.

I do have a lubey story! Sort of.

Our first holiday alone, 4 years ago in Mexico, I'd been smothering DH in aloe vera gel and it lead to sex, as hot sun and holidays often do, we realised we had been watched from our balcony, by ...... a monkey, I kid you not, our hotel was in a rainforest and there were bloody monkeys everywhere, you couldn't leave things out to dry because they would swing off with them.

Did I mention that in 4 weeks time I will be shagging in Cuba? After a couple of Mojhitos, DH won't know what's hit him, he tries to get away but I always find him .

Doorway of Christies auction house. (sigh)

up the arse

at UsefulSuspect.

My BF did it in a graveyard with her DH.

Our most exciting place was unfortunately a park (on the bottom of the cold metal slide )at night.

And in a Mustang, with the top down whilst on a trip down to Las Vegas from LA.

Oh forgot one, DP and I had sex on the desk in the office I used to work in, whilst customers were wandering around the show area outside, and could have come in at any time as we hadn't locked the doors!