What is the most interesting/weird/exotic place you've made love in?

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Mine would be...
In the university library basement between two shelf stacks that were on electric rollers.

BoF is being serious. I saw her. I was on an adjacent sled. It's the new craze, Speed Dogging. Almost made the cut for Vancouver Olympics but was just pushed out by curling.

On the Jeremy Paxman's head, during the last series final of University Challenge.

Did you not notice us?

Oh, you were probably distracted by that brilliant woman who turned out to be a cheat.

Shame. It was a top shag.

the Jeremy Paxman.

I always use the definite article when naming people who's heads I have shagged on.

See also the Archbishop of Canterbury and the Alan Titchmarsh.

Oh that was you. I was distracted by the uber clever one flicking her hair but I thought The Paxman's "oh come on/I'll have to hurry you" towards the end sounded a little strained.

Ah - in the middle of the sahara desert in Mauritania, on top of a flat roof in Dogon country Mali, in the jungle in Zaire, in a hotel in Ghana which I didn't realise was actually a knocking shop for white ex-pats and local girls...

You get the general idea....

Happy days, not with DH, an earlier model

A car park in the New Forest. Oooh and in the indoor car park at Earls Court. Aww those were the days.

That wasn't the JP saying that, it was me.

Dh goes for aaages...

In a video store

Was dating the son of the owner, and the store was closed. The EXACT spot was then used a week later for an advert ...even the same titles on the shelves..it was funny at the time knowing what we had done RIGHT THERE..but it was an ad that played for years and haunted me long after we broke up!!

In the middle of the road through a country park..it was at night though

Ooh, yes: in a hammock, outdoors, somewhere in the Amazon. He fell out of the hammock.

And in several Brazilian "motels" - which favour pink-and-red decor, and rent rooms by the hour.

I tried to get XH2 to do it in an aircraft loo. He wouldn't, though: said it was naff. So I still haven't joined the 'mile-high' club

But we did do it in the Ladies at a hotel in Victoria. And in the Gents at - umm, several pubs (and he thought an airplane loo was naff? )

At EMI studios .

sea at night.

middle of field of crops

outdoor summer dining table with relatives inside

closed restaurant with all glass windows with passersby - hope we just looked like kissing and nothing more as behind bar which was hiding lower halves

the above all in cyprus

train shelter very late at night.

balcony in cairo

baths/showers in barcelona, rome, durham, cairo

toilets in call centre - had to try and pause as someone used next door cubicle

Empty classroom in university, stock room in Starbucks, and the empire state building

BBM - lol @ the phone in - priceless.
Wasn't the chairlift a bit...cold?

On a suburban train between Garches-Marne-La Coquette and St Germain en Laye [nostalgia emoticon]
In our shed as a final fling before we chopped it down to make a bonfire when we had invited a load of people for a party and realisd we had no wood...

In a lift

On a clifftop between Lynton and Lynmouth

On numerous Cornish beaches

In a church porch

On a hotel balcony in Barcelona during a lunar eclipse

...sigh...

Oooh, I've always wanted to do it in a lift! Did you have to stop it between floors? (Where is the button to do that??)

Hah, yes! It was an old-fashioned one in a quiet part of the building - actually, I think we halted it in the basement while we, uh, y'know...

It was very cramped in there, that I do remember!

In the lion enclosure at a safari park, while people observed from behind the viewing panels.

Cinema..

Club basement..ermm..you just want the interesting ones right?..

in millets (the shop)

I don't think BOF is taking this very seriously.

Of course, my most memorable time was on the International space station, watched by UFOs, or was it the time in the back of a car on The RMS Titanic? - no wait that was Kate Winslet.. See I can be silly too .

I'm happy to say I've never shagged in public toilets, how common.

Late night hand jobs on trains were my speciality as a 17 year old - on the train from Stafford to Stoke on a Friday night when DH came home from training, no cctv in 1983. Those were the days.

Was once taken from behind while looking out of the turret of a fake castle on a fake island in a childrens playground in the middle of the afternoon.

Various cars also, (front seat and back) but always at night.

Have also wanted to join the mile-high club but have a feeling the fantasy is much nicer than the tawdry reality.

And a few other open air exploits not far off the trail while walking in the woods (nr Woodstock, upstate New York) or hiking in the Smokey Mountains in Georgia, USA. (The latter had the added frisson of being found by hunters or the possibility being eaten by a bear.)

Bench in the hills (at 7months pg, fidly LOL)ora cornfield in high summer (rural? moi?)
workcar park at midnight just out ofreach of the security camera (DH, then DP, checked early next morning before guards got in LOL).