What is the most interesting/weird/exotic place you've made love in?

[drdare]

Mine would be...
In the university library basement between two shelf stacks that were on electric rollers.

None, as I could never drag XH off to any interesting places. Hmph.

In Green Park, London, at about midnight. There was a guy in the tree we were under - honest! We only spotted him after the point of no return. So I guess he got what he was hoping for, too

Underneath a motorway bridge (in the alcove between bridge and grass verge)

In the car park of a girls Catholic school

In the sea at night

On a Greek balcony overlooking people having dinner (hopefully to them it just looked like DH was standing behind me and giving me a hug)

In PIL's bath (we broke it)

Also done rude things in the cinema à la Alanis Morrisette song!

Oh god...just remembered...on the floor whilst my 15 year old sister was (hopefully)sleeping next to us [shame face]

In PIL's garden whilst the bloody dog watched us and started crying and whining!!

Monkeys watching I can just about deal with, however other people , I just find that quite disturbing.
Quite bizzare and contradictory then that I have no problem talking about my sex life on an internet forum. Am I a prudish exhibitionist?

The "spa suite" I've booked in Vegas has a love tub at the window, I have visons of a helicopter flying past and the occupants waving!

in a bath tub on the Zambezi river bank

I don;t think there were monekys watching. but the hippos were

Scarborough.

On top of one of the big head statues on Easter Island at sunrise.

The lectrue rooms of the Royal Institution during rehearsals for the Christmas Lectures

A chair lift in Austria

A red telephone

In a swimming pool in Cyprus.

theusefulsuspect that reminds me of a live telephone competition once where the caller won a holiday if his girlfriend answered correctly when asked a similar question. She obviously had the wrong answer in her head, I think he had said a beach, and had to be egged on by the DJ to answer. Stunned silence when she said live on air "er up the arse".

Cut to adverts.

On the side of the road on the way up to a monastery in Menorca in the middle of the day.
On the banks of the Trent at Trent Bridge (it was dark).

Are you teasing BOF, or did you have a ladder?

That would probably be a fantasy of DH actually, he has a "thing" for Easter Island, as he did for the pyramids .

I quite fancy a fur covered ice bed in the ice hotel at the Artic cirle but I hate
the cold, I'm most horny at 25 degrees +.

The Montague hotel in London has big, fur covered beds , that will have to suffice.

I think Mal is Sister Wendy Beckett in real life

I'll never look at the Christmas lectures in the same way again.

If it's the same monastery I'm thinking of in Menorca, the road up is treacherous!

ON a squash court
In a swimming pool
in a sheep hut
In the kitchen at work once (or twice!)

I'm sure a few more places will pop in my head

Eh? Sister Wendy Beckett?

I've heard of a flying nun, but not a shagging one!

Perhaps I should get a wimple.

"in a sheep hut"

Upahill - did you conceive with the sheep looking on, alongside your sister one stormy night?

I "fumbled" in the sixth form common room with my (now DH) BF, but no interesting sex places.

I am a wuss and too scared I'll get caught.

oh and at the top of Archbishop Makarios tomb in Cyprus, though we tried but didn't actually do it because it got busier than we anticipated.

This Friday thread is making me laff, gasp ... and feel very boring!

On the back of a sled pulled by huskies galloping towards the Northern Lights.

dh can vouch for the fact that we have done it...
in a church adjacent to the Tower of London & also in the grassy bit in the middle of Leicester Square (but not when there was a premiere on of course!)

In a Little chef. He wasn't very happy.

BOF, you just slightly overplayed that last one

In Scotland. On a hill. We squashed dead the last living flying hairy haggis.

Also on Culpepper Island on the wreck of the Beagle watched by a Nazca booby.