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Play lube. What's the deal

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MabelStark · 13/02/2010 00:20

so.... in an effort to really seem like I'm making an effort and to reward the many man hours that dp has spent at the coal face, so to speak, have decided that would actually like to perform oral on him - totally unasked for I might add. But, durng a drunken conversation I said "But you don't ever seem to want me to!" To which the answer was, "Off course I do, but if you don't want too..." Yada yada.
Well I doooo! So bought some Durex play lube (cherry) from Lovehoney. The question is how to introduce this interloper? If I do the biz can you put a condom over it (pre-climax)


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Malificence · 18/02/2010 14:18

AF - why? So they can hurl together?
Mickey Rourke was repulsive even back then.

I keep forgetting to post about that Petra Joy "porn for women" film I rented, omg it's pitiful, I didn't find one thing sexy about it, if they are "real" womens' fantasies god help us.

  1. Being given oral by an angel .
  1. Sucking the strap on of a woman smoking a cigar while wearing a sailor hat.
  1. Painting a man with silver paint.
  1. I turned it off 'cos it was so boring, DH said "what the hell is this crap?".

About as sexy as haddock.

AnyFucker · 18/02/2010 14:23

mal

how many times do you need telling ?

your way is not the only way, ok ?

if pixie likes to combine food and sex, she may like that film...

PorphyrophillicPixie · 18/02/2010 14:52

AF: Will it give us nightmares about phallic shaped vegetables and/or make me discover that he may have a very disturbing kink?

I like to combine chocolate and sex, just to make that clear, not just generic 'food'

AnyFucker · 18/02/2010 15:19

no phallic shaped veg as far as I remember

lots of daubing of slippery stuff on body parts though

and frantic coupling in a kitchen

don't listen to what mal says, she is twisted I tells ye

Malificence · 18/02/2010 15:30

I'm trying to save her the horror of Mickey Rourke - MICKEY ROURKE!
For the love of Jeebus, don't inflict that on her.

My idea of a sexy film is - The passion of Darkly Noon , with a young Brendan Fraser (swoon). It may not be to everybody's taste though , it's a bit odd.

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