Play lube. What's the deal

[MabelStark]

so.... in an effort to really seem like I'm making an effort and to reward the many man hours that dp has spent at the coal face, so to speak, have decided that would actually like to perform oral on him - totally unasked for I might add. But, durng a drunken conversation I said "But you don't ever seem to want me to!" To which the answer was, "Off course I do, but if you don't want too..." Yada yada.
Well I doooo! So bought some Durex play lube (cherry) from Lovehoney. The question is how to introduce this interloper? If I do the biz can you put a condom over it (pre-climax)

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thanks all.... think i will go for the tracey cox one.... hope it arrives quickly and discretly... and it doesnt get left next door....

hehe spidey...make sure your kids don'topen the parcel

LH stuff arrives very quickly, normally next day. It will be in a plain white jiffy bag with LH trading on the label.

the squeel thing had good review in sundays celebs magazine

I have ordered the tracey cox one thanks for the advice

spidey, let us know how you get on

Get some cinnamon flavoured "Good Head" just google it. It intensifies things rather a lot according to DH and tastes pretty good too.

Don't google just the words "good head", make sure you put the cinnamon bit on there too!

I was chatting to OH about flavoured condoms last night as he was debating bringing a pack we left at his back down, but hes really turned off by the idea of having a big red/blue/brown penis

He should not have had me on loudspeaker whilst discussing this

pixie, are you ovulating at the moment, love ?

Possibly, or the hormones are running wild since starting back on the pill

enjoy it...

I like my danish pastries to taste of cinammon, not my cock, well not my cock obviously.

Once you go over to the lube side, there's no coming back.

okay so being brave now but why is it better and do you use it for intercourse every time?

I am thinking the stopping to apply the lube will be like stopping to put on a condom...

ps.... mine has arrived.... roll on the child free weekend

better ? because it just feels better

I find it easier to O

helps with toys

it doesn't kill the moment to slap some on...there is no art form to it...just get a small dollop and apply haphazardly, it finds its own way to the right place

or daub enticingly on his nob

be careful you don't use too much though...you can always add more (a bit like sugar in your tea...)

It's part of foreplay , we don't use it every time, i.e. if he's been down and given me "attention" then we don't bother with lube - I use it after I've given him some oral attention , I just slap some on and give him a few strokes before climbing aboard or I'll put some on his fingers and position myself for maximum access while going down on him .
It's fab for mutual masturbation too.

If you're using a cock ring then lube is vital for getting it on in the 1st place .

AF, no such thing as too much lube.

yeah there is, mal

when bits start slipping out of your fingers like a wriggly wet fish, then you have too much

I've got a very disturbing image of Gollum in my head now, thanks for that.

I can feel a lube-fest coming on tonight. I've bought a Tracey cocks super stroker but DH says it looks like a big pink slug, I think I'll have to get him tipsy before attacking him with it.

o.m.g.

Gollum O_O

I'm worried now

I have the boyfriend back tonight but he's 'tired'. Not impressed.

Has anybody tried Anne Summers chocolate body paint. It's delicious, I'd have it on everything edible given the chance! Very sticky though

nah

chocolate is for eating whilst MN'ing or watching telly

nothing to do with sex

Tut tut AF, thought so highly of you before that comment

Got to combine some of the best things in life to get even better

LOL...horses for courses'n' all that

Food is food, sex is sex, in my books the two do not mix, no way, not ever.

Remember 9 1/2 weeks? apart from having the hideous Mickey Rourke in it, the food scenes made me want to vomit.

I've never eaten food from DH's body and he's not eaten from mine, it doesn't appeal.

The only time he comes near me with chocolate is when he shares his with me, then I let him pop it in my mouth .
I don't share mine, cos it's mine.

Food sex only comes slightly below toe sucking on my vomit inducing list of things that make me want to hurl!

I don't know 9 1/2 weeks but lol at your post!

I'm picturing phallic shaped vegetables and having a giggle!

pixie... I suggest you rent out 9 1/2 weeks and watch it with your partner...

They were doing all sorts of revolting things like sitting in front of an open fridge ( think of the electric bill!) feeding each other and he was drizzling honey and cream on Kim Basinger (shudders).
It's meant to be a hot and sexy film, erm, no.
Vile, just vile.

I don't like to be "fed", I'm not a baby, I don't find it in the least bit sexual .

Now lubed-up sex, now you're talking, although the lube wasn't in on the action last night .