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OMG top totty wants to come and meet me..

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Littleblue · 06/02/2010 14:23

Hes a facebook friend,we got chatting yonks ago through someone else..it rolled into a daily exchange eventually which heated up when i was single again recently..now he wants to come and see me,im scared to death,hes 8 years younger than me and seeeeeerious totty,i mean gawgus..but im overweight and 40..and terrified!
Anyone know where i can get emergency liposuction??

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Littleblue · 22/02/2010 09:48

oh thanks annie!! yes,i feel i am too to be honest,this local chaps so suitable its like he grew in a petri dish somewheres lol.....he said to me 'are you real?' lol...its looking good so far ..

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fortyplus · 22/02/2010 19:58

Littleblue - lol! What a fab result! Presumably he received the benefit of all that pent up Nordic lust then!

InmaculadaConcepcion · 22/02/2010 20:05

Cool daughter!
LOL, caught with knickers down (!)

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Littleblue · 22/02/2010 20:44

Yes FP...three times ..
shes too effing cool,i hate(love) it when they get old enough to outsmart/humilate/generally best you
You all wanted to hear i got handcuffed to a bloody tree and taken roughly by a welsh Danile Craig looky likey really tho..admit it.. LOL..."Sluts r Us",its B.O.G.O.F week...
I didnt so much get caught with knickers down,as knickers in my handbag

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Littleblue · 22/02/2010 21:12

i am having a bit of fun at last...local chap may even be a keeper,who knows...

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fortyplus · 22/02/2010 22:44

oh deary me! [wipes tears from eyes] how fantastic you lucky thing!

But do NOT think you're past it at 40!

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Littleblue · 23/02/2010 14:36

I dont think im past it lol...im all for a bit of naughty nookie,but not sure i can be fagged with quite so much 'gusto' ..talking of teary eyes

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InmaculadaConcepcion · 23/02/2010 15:05

I think at our age, we're moving (dis)gracefully into "quality, not quantity" territory. Fewer gymnastics, anyway.

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Littleblue · 23/02/2010 15:22

agreed....besides which i cant afford the osteopath lol

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Littleblue · 26/02/2010 13:16

oh gawd...the hunks got over his drama and turned full beam on again...thank god hes in wales lol..need to cull that angle i think,im not into tangles like this!

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fortyplus · 27/02/2010 20:56

Once a drma queen always a drama queen - don't be having any of his nonsense!

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Littleblue · 28/02/2010 19:48

oh i know...but hes straight off the pages of a black lace novel...sexy as hell,it gets the heart pounding but its not a relationship..
local guy stayed last night,lovely,ticks all the boxes..bit mixed up atm,but will deal with it...

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fortyplus · 28/02/2010 19:53

Ah well I suppose if local guy might be a keeper then best avoid the temptation of Mr Nordic Hunk? Shame though!

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Littleblue · 28/02/2010 20:06

god,tell me about it..hunks been an online mate for ages,and we have a spark like a ruddy forest fire..both very red blooded,local guy doesnt invoke that in me,nice sex but 'safe' if you get me...sparks can burn though,bigger pictures more important...i'd love to play with the hunk tho...

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fortyplus · 28/02/2010 21:07

Well at least it's a good dilemma to have!

You only live once, though!

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Littleblue · 28/02/2010 21:14

yeah,i know....

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Littleblue · 05/03/2010 21:14

aagh...locals lovely,really lovely...but no 'click'..hes very 'pc'...i think im probably a deviant lol,its all too safe atm...im a bloody nightmare...

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fortyplus · 07/03/2010 17:46

Perhaps he's being ultra polite because he hasn't known you long. Maybe he has a wikd side?

fortyplus · 07/03/2010 17:52

oops that was supposed to be wild but wikd sounds fun too!

thesunshinesbrightly · 08/03/2010 10:10

LittleBlue - Think it's great your having fun.

Love this thread.

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Littleblue · 09/03/2010 11:43

Aww bless you...erm updates,after some heavy duty sexting from Wales..i have been gently,but insistently pressured to send more photos of my daily self..not rude,but the hunk obviously wants a clearer picture of the 'goods'..ive poured water on him gently,and relegated the whole episode where it needs to stay...as a fantasy..
As for local chap,he came for dinner last night,and yes...he 'so' does have a wild side,we are gaining confidence in each other evidently lol,watched a fabulous film...and had some very very good times...much of the night ..phew

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Littleblue · 09/03/2010 11:48

Hunk texted me he 'was on the road into town,and he would see me in the woods in an hour'...lol,i know damn well he isnt
He sent pictures of trees he wants to do things against/on....

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thesunshinesbrightly · 09/03/2010 11:57

Must say i'm not keen on the 'hunk' is it me or is he a bit..well, slimy.

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Littleblue · 09/03/2010 12:42

theres alot more to him than that....but asking again for pictures turns me off,shallow eh...

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thesunshinesbrightly · 09/03/2010 12:44

I'm not trying to put you off littleblue or anything, just he seem's a bit i much prefer the other man, he sound's nice