OMG top totty wants to come and meet me..

[Littleblue]

Hes a facebook friend,we got chatting yonks ago through someone else..it rolled into a daily exchange eventually which heated up when i was single again recently..now he wants to come and see me,im scared to death,hes 8 years younger than me and seeeeeerious totty,i mean gawgus..but im overweight and 40..and terrified!
Anyone know where i can get emergency liposuction??

pmsl

LB, you really are mad as a box of frogs

I like poking you (don't take that the wrong way ...)

oh i know ,and this is sober..im mulling over a bottle of beer,as i havent touched a drop in a week,might have one....
You can poke me hun,i know you means it in a clean and wholesome way

What's the latest? Hey - are you sure he's using his real photo?

I'm a bit paranoid... mind you i did say the same to kerrymum when she was going to meet up with hunky 22 yo Croatian - I said maybe he was really 72 and covered in warts. But no.. he really was hunky and 22 - I've met him! Not jelous... no - not me... no way... no how...

LOL,yes hes using his real photo,hes a friend of a friend in facebook..she knows him in real time.
He has asked a couple of times for me to send him a picture of me "in all my glory(clothed)" so he can see all of me,not just head shot..so i took a couple,and emailed kind of cringeing..i do have a 'waist' but theres plenty of me to go round etc..but he went proper quiet for ages so i emailed him a gentle kind of,"no worries if its not your cup of tea" message...finally i get back"did i really think he was that shallow etc,and for the record i look great,and its not about that anyway,its the click thats important" etc etc..he was lovely!
Sooo,what comes next,i dunno...a shag perhaps

We-ell, you could have a date or a drink first? Perhaps I'm missing the point?!

I do like a younger man!

hehe,yeah,im playing...hes up for coming down and going out for dinner etc...i cant help lusting,my friends are all agog..hes 6ft1 of nordic looking hunk,chiselled kind of daniel craig thing going on...cant help lusting lol!

Bloody hell! No harm in "just seeing" is there?! You lucky thing

im pinching myself lol...i deserve some fun methinks...

Ahem. Don't mind me but this one deserves to be bookmarked...

pssss Go for it

LOL!! oh i intend to...you only live once.

Hah! Loving this one!

Marilyn Monroe was size 16, so no worries there... fashion world loves skinny minnies, most men seem to prefer a bit of flesh.

And I vote for keen younger men - my DH is 11 years younger than me and was superkeen pretty much from the outset - if this one turns out to be anything like that, then you're quids in.

Report back, please!!

oooh bookmarks.

so.. have you lined up a date yet?

Not yet.....im playin it cool after yesterdays wobble (no pun intended)
I loved marilyn monroes figure..and a male friend said to me he loves a 'sumptuous woman'..il quote..."going to bed with skinny women isnt unlike fucking a pile of broken chairs" pmsl...

< looks at own skinny legs >

< sobs >

pmsl....x

hey, you got skinny legs Auntie Fucker?

well if skinny women is like wooden chairs.. having sex with me must be like comparing to a well stuffed comfy sofa

amen lol...upholstery all da way!!!

yes, sparky, my legs are like pieces of string with knots in

Lucky girl AF, don't knock it. I was skinny once, now more upholstered with norks verging on the ridiculous. You know that madman I went to Dubai with? I told him I wanted a breast reduction and he offered to pay for it! He was supposed to say they were gorgeous and he loved them the way they are!

Happy Valentine's

Thanks Sparky, I have had a nice Valentine's so far..

aha, more evidence of Dubai guy's feckwittery...

I imagine he would have offered to pay for a boob enhancement for me

Soooo, AF, you're tall and willowy then?! Sob!

One of my friends once said to me "No wonder men like you so much, your body is like a little cherub's." Talk about a back-handed compliment!!

you always want what you haven't got

I would like curves

thankfully, my DH likes the straight up-and-down type and is a legs/bum man rather than a boobs man

I bet you get lots more attention from men than I do...blokes think I am

a) one of them

b) a bit cool and stand-offish because I am often as tall/taller than them and it scares the poor ikkle blighters

c) just a bit too good at sniffing out bullshit and not suffering fools gladly

I think if Dh and I broke up, I would die on my own, eaten by cats

Aaaw, you wouldn't die on your own Auntie, I'd come and live with you and drive you mad with my tales of fuckwits!

LOL! That was to be my destiny until I had DD (and, let's face it, it's still a possibility).