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OMG top totty wants to come and meet me..

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Littleblue · 06/02/2010 14:23

Hes a facebook friend,we got chatting yonks ago through someone else..it rolled into a daily exchange eventually which heated up when i was single again recently..now he wants to come and see me,im scared to death,hes 8 years younger than me and seeeeeerious totty,i mean gawgus..but im overweight and 40..and terrified!
Anyone know where i can get emergency liposuction??

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AnyFucker · 14/02/2010 16:06

lol @ sparky, we could write a book on fuckwits

belle, your dd will look after you unless you turn into a mad old bat like I intend to

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Littleblue · 14/02/2010 19:41

jaysus...look what happens when i go offline for a few hours ..anyfucker,did we not write a book about fuckwits on another thread??

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AnyFucker · 14/02/2010 19:47

probably

I could write a mini-series

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Littleblue · 14/02/2010 20:04

ohh,me too girl,lets collaborate..make a mint

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Littleblue · 14/02/2010 23:31

omg...virtual sex.....thought that was for 'hello' readers...ohh,who says you cant teach an old dog new tricks....dingdong!!

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Dominique07 · 15/02/2010 00:22

whoo
in the words of Paris Hilton Thats Hot!

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Littleblue · 15/02/2010 08:00

not webcam btw LOL..IM's can be fun tho...

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BelleDameSansMerci · 15/02/2010 08:08

LOL!! At least it wasn't text sex (although, if I recall, that can be pretty good too)...

Do you think he'll still respect you in the morning?

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Littleblue · 15/02/2010 08:19

Couldnt give a stuff,he started it lol...

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Littleblue · 15/02/2010 08:20

hes got a vivid imagination ,great fun!!

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InmaculadaConcepcion · 15/02/2010 08:37

AF, I want your legs. Too many years of not being able to reach things on shelves and seeing F all at gigs. I'll take LB's norks.

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Littleblue · 15/02/2010 08:41

PMSL!!!..if af's legs are that skinny,add my norks and your going to fall over.....

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InmaculadaConcepcion · 15/02/2010 09:25

OK, I'll keep my own arse, that should provide plenty of counter ballast

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Littleblue · 15/02/2010 14:32
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Givenchy · 15/02/2010 14:37

If he has already used the 'L' word, I would run for the hills...

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Littleblue · 15/02/2010 14:41

maybe..cant i play with him first :-)

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Givenchy · 15/02/2010 14:43

Well, if by 'play' you mean shag him senseless - be my guest

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Littleblue · 15/02/2010 14:55

thats the one...lol!

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Littleblue · 15/02/2010 15:07

ive got a wee date with someone else friday..cant hurt can it lol...

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fortyplus · 15/02/2010 17:06

You bad girl! So... when are you seeing Mr Nordic Hunk? Actually... I wrote that as one word to start with so it came out as Nordichunk. Mr Nordi-chunk tee hee! I am soooo childish!

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Littleblue · 15/02/2010 17:27

lol..I dont know..nothings been planned,it was imminent,then he got the flu..we shall see.
This other guys older and local..im jut enjoying singledom tbh,havent made any promises to anybody etc...

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Littleblue · 17/02/2010 21:26

Welsh 'friends' a moody git with 'issues'...never mind eh,ive zero tolerance for that nonsense...

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fortyplus · 21/02/2010 19:46

Come on now, Littleblue - it's really not fair to keep us in suspense so long!

How was the other date - and have you seen mr nordic hunk yet?

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Littleblue · 22/02/2010 07:18

lol!..the hunk got pissy because he was getting frustrated with the anticipation of playing hide the sausage with me,my words not his il add there lol...hes a bit 'intense' for me tbh,ive cooled it gently,particuarly as the fantasy sex was getting a bit much..im a red blooded woman but im also 40 and i bit knackered for all that...il spare you the gory details lol
The date was great...he walked in on friday and was cute as hell,we talked for hours,really relaxed..loads in common,went out saturday night..i got home finally on sunday afternoon,hoping to wander in unnoticed,but my teenage daughter had locked up and left the key in the door,so i had to ring my own bloody bell..she greeted me with the immortal words"i take it you pulled then"?"...ohhh,the shame.......

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Anniegetyourgun · 22/02/2010 09:38

Bless her

Glad to hear you had a great time. You're due one.

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