top ten signs of " he is having an affair"

[RonNumber]

that other thread got me thinking..

ill suggest ( not from pers exp luckily...)

1. texting in teh garage

1. having two phones

1. large amounts of cash lying around

Condoms in pocket

ooh yes.

(from threads passim)

not saving any emails
and deleting all google searches

Renewed interest in his appearance.

never leaving phone lying around

yes and develoing strange new interests
or suddnely drinking coffee..

and saying " we should eat more fish"

lol at BIL

Mentionitis too.

Phone always on silent

Call/text history alwasy deleted

Wearing aftershave. Working late and at weekends a lot, when hasn't in past.

yes they cant STOP mentioning her.

are crap at being deceiftful really.

my soon to be ex shall we say relative went on HOLIDAY with his whore dressed in work clothes

Buying lots of mint chewing gum

hmm a comma was needed there!

sometimes more sex not less (spurned on by new interest)

lol at you 'that thread got me to thinking' have visions of you typing a la Carrie Bradshaw.

ooh i know
saying " a friend of work says" and then using "they " as the pronoun to avoid saying he or she

yes sex is NO indicator ime

I think the never leaving phone around is key. Really key. And the logging out quickly on computer (never letting someone see what you are up to over your shoulder type thing)

Demonstrates a new-fangled move in bed

Ah, but in a slightly different way!
Not looking me in the face (IME#2)
Renewed interest in fetishes & suchlike (IME#1)

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never letting you overhear work calls
ie walking off into garden to deal wiht somehting not requiring privacy on the face of it

Suddenly stops smoking.
Not a clue if he isn't a smoker, obv