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How do I get DP to give me some FOREPLAY?

93 replies

shyNembarrased · 10/06/2005 08:30

HOW?

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HappyDaddy · 10/06/2005 13:34

Will you post tomorrow as BraveNFulfilled? LOL

shyNembarrased · 10/06/2005 13:36

Happydaddy PMSL I hope so

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huggybear · 10/06/2005 13:36

Go for it shyNembarrassed !!!!

have fun!!!!

shyNembarrased · 10/06/2005 13:37

huggybear, and you!

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HappyDaddy · 10/06/2005 13:38

Huggy, you sound very chirpy. Was it that good? Us blokes have them all the time so don't quite grasp what the fuss is all about!

huggybear · 10/06/2005 14:05

it was fantastic HD,

i have never felt anything like it in my life, the best feeling ever!!!!

all i can say is that he was brill, patient, understanding and damm sexy.

shyNembarrased · 13/06/2005 15:36

Quick up-date, things didn't go as planned, we had unexpected guests arrive Friday evening so on Saturday I did the meal, soft lights, ate dinner in my slinkiest dressing gown, after the meal I stood up, DP sat on the sofa, I allowed my dressing gown to 'slip' off to reveal skimpy underwear. DP said "what do you think your doing?" to which I replied "going upstairs so you can do unspeakable rude things to me", (didn't want to risk ds walking in and catching us on the sofa).

I started to walk upstairs and realised that he wasn't following me, so I called out "are you coming?", he said "Supose so, in a minute, I just want to watch this programme, have a shower then I'll be there". !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I told him to forget it!!!! so I am still posting as shyNembarrased, not braveNfullfilled, its more like fedupNfrustrated!!!!!!

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starlover · 13/06/2005 15:39

OMG! If I did that DP wouldn't have been able to get there quick enough!!!

I would tell him if he cannot be bothered to pleasure you, then you will not do anything for him,
In fact. you will just pleasure yourself and leave him to it.

shyNembarrased · 13/06/2005 15:42

Think you might be right, I'm beginning to think he doesn't fancy me anymore.

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starlover · 13/06/2005 15:43

OR.... go for the romantic evening again... and unplug the TV!!!

shyNembarrased · 13/06/2005 15:45

He couldn't understand why I wasn't going to wait for him to watch his prog and then wait for him to have his shower so we both got the hump!!!

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shyNembarrased · 13/06/2005 15:46

Don't want to risk the rejection again, I was really hurt.

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starlover · 13/06/2005 15:47

men are SO insensitive aren't they?

shyNembarrased · 13/06/2005 15:50

Yep, you said it, though to be fair I don't think that all of them are, there must be 1 or 2 maybe? lol

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munz · 13/06/2005 15:53

mine's nice i'll let u have a lend?

shyNembarrased · 13/06/2005 15:56

Thats very generous of you Munz, if things don't improve soon......lol

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munz · 13/06/2005 19:39

lol, best not let him know thou or he'll get a big head! lol.

HappyDaddy · 14/06/2005 08:30

Tell him you have the phone number of an agency that has the slogan of "we satisfy where no man has satisfied before". If he still doesn't sort himself out, then take up the offers on here!

Men are so stupid, sometimes. He probably moans to his mates that his wife doesn't understand him and that she never seems to enjoy sex. We do have tunnel vision, but I can't believe he didn't fly up the stairs!

Hope you have more luck, PissedoffNGagging!

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