You know when you think "hold on - is he havign an affair" ( in a paranoid funny way)

[CNyle]

no SERIOUS issues here!

dh said he has to be away on his birthday - no prob at all say I

then i put the phone down and think

"Hey ho thats IT _ his mistress has offered him a night away and he was checking his story out"

RL mate says NO WAY would peopel really having affairs go away for their birthday
I say YES WAY ( thinking of Affairs I Have Witnessed)

wahdday think?

see you on your birthday, gorgeous

luka

are we ol muckers?

lol cyb

he can come round here

we have birthdays every day of the week

dd2 is obsessed with blowing out candles every time we have a bit of cake

she even wants to put them on flapjacks

Perfectly normal reaction in my opinion. My DH has a series of attractive fictional eastern european ladies who like to show him a good time.

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dh has a mistress who screams at him when he is on his phone

she is so damn loud

she sounds like a car alarm or a police siren

DDHM, if it;s any consolation, DW and I are both having fictional affairs with famous people. Not quite the same thing, I know.

i rememebr reading a very funny article by saint caitlin of moran abotu when her h goes to say ... HUll
she says" have a nice time with the Housemartins" or in the forest of Dean "watch out for EMF"

think that was it

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nothing to add, but once, when DH was just a minute late back from work, i asked..

'been to see the mistress eh?'

my dh would crawl over naked debbie from accounts to get to his geetar for geetar hero

doesn't in anyway make him one of the kings of leon

In theory, I don't see why a real cheater wouldn't go away on his birthday. If work is the excuse, then work dont give a t0ss do they?!

glad your sister's ok cnyle. tough year I bet. wish I could press fastforward through that year for all the wives of wankers. they always come through it stronger and their exes come through it bigger wankers.

DW is having Daniel Craig and I'm having Sarah Harding. Although she has given him severe instructions to have a shave and I have told her sternly to get her hair cut short again.

D is always off filming somewhere and ignoring her, and S is always off on 48-hour "partying" (ahem) binges and telling me that if I text her I am fucking dead. We both seem to like it that way.