You know when you think "hold on - is he havign an affair" ( in a paranoid funny way)

[CNyle]

no SERIOUS issues here!

dh said he has to be away on his birthday - no prob at all say I

then i put the phone down and think

"Hey ho thats IT _ his mistress has offered him a night away and he was checking his story out"

RL mate says NO WAY would peopel really having affairs go away for their birthday
I say YES WAY ( thinking of Affairs I Have Witnessed)

wahdday think?

[UnquietDad]

D is always off filming somewhere and ignoring her, and S is always off on 48-hour "partying" (ahem) binges and telling me that if I text her I am fucking dead. We both seem to like it that way.

[UnquietDad]

DW is having Daniel Craig and I'm having Sarah Harding. Although she has given him severe instructions to have a shave and I have told her sternly to get her hair cut short again.

[MaggieVirgoLeo]

In theory, I don't see why a real cheater wouldn't go away on his birthday. If work is the excuse, then work dont give a t0ss do they?!

glad your sister's ok cnyle. tough year I bet. wish I could press fastforward through that year for all the wives of wankers. they always come through it stronger and their exes come through it bigger wankers.

[Ronaldinhio]

doesn't in anyway make him one of the kings of leon

[Ronaldinhio]

my dh would crawl over naked debbie from accounts to get to his geetar for geetar hero

[opinionatedmother]

nothing to add, but once, when DH was just a minute late back from work, i asked..

'been to see the mistress eh?'

[YouLukaAmazing]

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[CNyle]

i rememebr reading a very funny article by saint caitlin of moran abotu when her h goes to say ... HUll
she says" have a nice time with the Housemartins" or in the forest of Dean "watch out for EMF"

think that was it

[UnquietDad]

DDHM, if it;s any consolation, DW and I are both having fictional affairs with famous people. Not quite the same thing, I know.

[TheCappster]

dh has a mistress who screams at him when he is on his phone

she is so damn loud

she sounds like a car alarm or a police siren

[YouLukaAmazing]

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[junkcollector]

Perfectly normal reaction in my opinion. My DH has a series of attractive fictional eastern european ladies who like to show him a good time.

[TheCappster]

he can come round here

we have birthdays every day of the week

dd2 is obsessed with blowing out candles every time we have a bit of cake

she even wants to put them on flapjacks

[CNyle]

lol cyb

[CNyle]

luka

are we ol muckers?

[CybilLiberty]

see you on your birthday, gorgeous

[CybilLiberty]

I've seen you dh , he's a dish

[cocolepew]

I've been called worse.

[YouLukaAmazing]

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[CybilLiberty]

oops I called you coc